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Also by matrat103+16You all know that one person that makes you wonder "How the hell were you the winning sperm?", amirite?
Also about lie awake+534Sometimes, you lie awake at night while your brain has a never-ending conversation with itself about anything and everything until you fall asleep, amirite?
Also about lie awake+843You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?
Also by matrat103+13The one time you have a legitimate reason or airtight excuse for doing/not doing something, your parents are like "whatever" before you can explain, amirite?
Also by matrat103+42My friend just dumped his girlfriend via twitter. Now call me old fashioned, but I just think that a guy shouldn't tweet a girl like that, amirite?
Also about awake thinking+372It sucks when you like someone a lot. So much that anything they say keeps you awake thinking at night for at least a week, amirite?