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Greek gods must've had some seriously tiny penises according to those sculptures and paintings of them, amirite?

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Hey, those aren't tiny penises, they're actually pretty big ones.

Right guys?

... guys?

also, it'd be kind of weird if they had some monstrous 20 ft penis on them..a little distracting if you ask me.

@TeddyBearsAreAlive I personally expected that yknow since they're gods and all... :$

The gods were in to some kinky sh*t. I'm pretty sure there's a story of Zeus turning into a swan or something and having sex with a woman (human). The statues are probably to distract us.

Never judge a flacid penis

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Oh, well that makes sense.

They thought small was better than large, the same way tan skin used to be undesirable because it meant you didn't have enough slaves to farm your crops for you. Cracked.com told me.

Those gods didn't make their own sculptures and paintings, their people did.
er.. amirite?

@Miisteria Those gods didn't make their own sculptures and paintings, their people did. er.. amirite?

That might have something to do with the fact that the gods didn't exist.
Still, I thought the humans would have made the gods look really manly.

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