+193 Greek gods must've had some seriously tiny penises according to those sculptures and paintings of them, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

also, it'd be kind of weird if they had some monstrous 20 ft penis on them..a little distracting if you ask me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I personally expected that yknow since they're gods and all... :$

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The gods were in to some kinky sh*t. I'm pretty sure there's a story of Zeus turning into a swan or something and having sex with a woman (human). The statues are probably to distract us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, those aren't tiny penises, they're actually pretty big ones. Right guys? ... guys?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No way they're totally small mine is hug hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA angry

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never judge a flacid penis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Those gods didn't make their own sculptures and paintings, their people did. er.. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That might have something to do with the fact that the gods didn't exist. Still, I thought the humans would have made the gods look really manly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They thought small was better than large, the same way tan skin used to be undesirable because it meant you didn't have enough slaves to farm your crops for you. Cracked.com told me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago