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Laptops freak you out. Like, where's the wire to the Internet? What is this witchcraft, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's called wireLESS.
by Anonymous13 years ago
OMG NO WAY.'-.-
by Anonymous13 years ago
Tis true, kind ma'am.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Man, what have I been doing with my desktop computer? I guess it isn't witchcraft. It's God's miracle.
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, it's just wireless.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Good enough.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm glad you see it my way =]
by Anonymous13 years ago
I find it funny how you posted this on the mobile site. You must have wet your pants several times before submitting your post.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't appreciate you mentioning my lack of bladder control.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You know what's really scary? Corn. Every year, we harvest it and we find more in the same spots. That, my friend, is real witchcraft.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Doc! You finally fixed the time mac(hi)ne!
But why did you choose to go back to 1994?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Know what freaks me out? My toilet, It's like where does the water and my shit go?! It must be witchcraft
by Anonymous13 years ago
No wire goes in, internet comes out. You can't explain that!
by Anonymous13 years ago
You know what I can't understand? Garbage disposals. We put food down them, and then they growl and gurgle and make a horrible racket, and then the food is gone. I think there must be a very tiny monster installed in it, but it has someplace it goes to hide whenever I look for it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You know what's really weird? Hookers. Like...I can't have sex with them. What is this bitchcraft?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Someone needs to go visit the Mormons.
by Anonymous13 years ago
it was really funny so i said yes
by Anonymous13 years ago
cool story bro
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I expected to see the word amish at least twice in the comments.
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