Laptops freak you out. Like, where's the wire to the Internet? What is this witchcraft, amirite?

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You know what's really scary? Corn. Every year, we harvest it and we find more in the same spots. That, my friend, is real witchcraft.

I find it funny how you posted this on the mobile site. You must have wet your pants several times before submitting your post.

Know what freaks me out? My toilet, It's like where does the water and my shit go?! It must be witchcraft

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You know what I can't understand? Garbage disposals. We put food down them, and then they growl and gurgle and make a horrible racket, and then the food is gone. I think there must be a very tiny monster installed in it, but it has someplace it goes to hide whenever I look for it.

No wire goes in, internet comes out. You can't explain that!

Doc! You finally fixed the time mac(hi)ne!
But why did you choose to go back to 1994?

You know what's really weird? Hookers. Like...I can't have sex with them. What is this bitchcraft?

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Fucking magnets, how do they work?

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@Pookie Fucking magnets, how do they work?

Someone needs to go visit the Mormons.

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it was really funny so i said yes

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I expected to see the word amish at least twice in the comments.

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