You know what I can't understand? Garbage disposals. We put food down them, and then they growl and gurgle and make a horrible racket, and then the food is gone. I think there must be a very tiny monster installed in it, but it has someplace it goes to hide whenever I look for it.
You know what's really scary? Corn. Every year, we harvest it and we find more in the same spots. That, my friend, is real witchcraft.
I find it funny how you posted this on the mobile site. You must have wet your pants several times before submitting your post.
I don't appreciate you mentioning my lack of bladder control.
Know what freaks me out? My toilet, It's like where does the water and my shit go?! It must be witchcraft
You know what I can't understand? Garbage disposals. We put food down them, and then they growl and gurgle and make a horrible racket, and then the food is gone. I think there must be a very tiny monster installed in it, but it has someplace it goes to hide whenever I look for it.
No wire goes in, internet comes out. You can't explain that!
Doc! You finally fixed the time mac(hi)ne!
But why did you choose to go back to 1994?
You know what's really weird? Hookers. Like...I can't have sex with them. What is this bitchcraft?
Fucking magnets, how do they work?
Someone needs to go visit the Mormons.
It's called wireLESS.
OMG NO WAY.'-.-
Tis true, kind ma'am.
Man, what have I been doing with my desktop computer? I guess it isn't witchcraft. It's God's miracle.
No, it's just wireless.
Good enough.
I'm glad you see it my way =]
it was really funny so i said yes
cool story bro
I expected to see the word amish at least twice in the comments.