-239 Laptops freak you out. Like, where's the wire to the Internet? What is this witchcraft, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called wireLESS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG NO WAY.'-.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tis true, kind ma'am.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, what have I been doing with my desktop computer? I guess it isn't witchcraft. It's God's miracle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it's just wireless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good enough.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm glad you see it my way =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I find it funny how you posted this on the mobile site. You must have wet your pants several times before submitting your post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't appreciate you mentioning my lack of bladder control.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what's really scary? Corn. Every year, we harvest it and we find more in the same spots. That, my friend, is real witchcraft.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doc! You finally fixed the time mac(hi)ne! But why did you choose to go back to 1994?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Know what freaks me out? My toilet, It's like where does the water and my shit go?! It must be witchcraft

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No wire goes in, internet comes out. You can't explain that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what I can't understand? Garbage disposals. We put food down them, and then they growl and gurgle and make a horrible racket, and then the food is gone. I think there must be a very tiny monster installed in it, but it has someplace it goes to hide whenever I look for it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You know what's really weird? Hookers. Like...I can't have sex with them. What is this bitchcraft?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone needs to go visit the Mormons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it was really funny so i said yes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I expected to see the word amish at least twice in the comments.

by Anonymous 13 years ago