+227 Whenever you pick up a hot bowl or plate and wanna hurry up and put it on the table, you say every cuss word invented on your way there, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not really, just the same one over and over.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I associate this reaction more with getting a bagel out of the toaster and onto a plate without accidentally flinging it across the kitchen frisbee-style.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

According to Penn and Teller's new show, cussing can help relieve pain! Just putting that out there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I do that even if the plate isn't hot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I spill it on the way there

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckGRANDMA CLEAR A FUCKING SPOT ON THE TABLE SO I CAN SET THIS SHIT DOWNfuckfuckfuck"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

For me it's fuckshitdamnfuckasshellshit MAKE A SPOT SOMEWHERE

by Anonymous 12 years ago