If you've played Portal 2, it's hard to hear the phrase 'When life gives you lemons...' and NOT think of Cave Johnson's hilarious rant on that subject. amirite?

+120 If you've played Portal 2, it's hard to hear the phrase 'When life gives you lemons...' and NOT think of Cave Johnson's hilarious rant on that subject. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was making portal posts before it was cool and i haven't even played portal 2 :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I partially agree. I do think of Cave Johnson whenever I hear that phrase now, but I think the rant is more sad than hilarious. The funny parts are GlaDos' contributions. It's kind of tragic how he watches his company and his life fizzle into nothing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take the lemons!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But the only time I ever hear "when life gives you lemons..." is when someone's trying to make a stupid joke. Usually a retard on here.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I'M THE GUY WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

make beef stew

by Anonymous 13 years ago