+1,754 I failed my Health and Safety class test today. Apparently, when they ask you, "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' large ones" is not the correct answer. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a post in this format and it got deleted..Wtf mods?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa, deja vu.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Perhaps they were looking for "Quick and fuckin' large ones." I think your answer implies that slow, large steps are all right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

y apparently they dont think you should be able to get out of harm's way, idiots. smh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reminds me of my band and art teacher because within the last week we had 2 fire drills in their classes and they said to get in a line because it was just a drill and if it was a real fire we would probably run out of the room.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This was just on Smartphowned.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to say that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me also. It's maddness, it is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it's Sparta.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, this is patrick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Says runnerdude. hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me chuckle.

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I has succeeded. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me laugh really hard because we just covered emergency situations in my health class. I would sprint out of there like there was no tomorrow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago