You hate when you make the bus because you were able to text so quickly, but everyone makes fun of you because you're gay and scrawny and have no friends, and you begin to contemplate suicide, and someone stops you saying your life will get better, but it doesn't, and you feel like an idiot for believing that person, so you take your gun and start shooting all the popular kids at school because they symbolize everything you don't have, and that only makes you feel worse...
Kickin' in the front seat or row two window seat on the left side or row three window seat on the left side or row four window seat on the left side or row five window seat on the left side or row six window seat on the left side or row...
Window seat or aisle seat
Right column or left.
So that's like 12 rows, 2 columns, and then two seats in each to choose from!
Unless of course you're skinny, then it's three per seat and so Rebecca either has 48 or 72 choices of seats. Holy goodness. The length of THAT song...
Approximately 4 seconds to say two lines describing 1 condition (1 per seat), so if it's 2 seconds per condition and there are 3 conditions times 48 choices for two people/seat or 72 choices for 3 people/seat..
It would take an additional 4 minutes and 48 seconds for 2 people per seat and 7 minutes and 12 seconds for 3 people per seat.
Unless you mean that seating two or three to a seat is an additional option in the song, in which case may God have mercy on our souls.
Or when you do everything you can to make your girlfriend happy and she doesn't appreciate it and says you don't try. Then the minute yall break up she becomes a whore. BITCH!!!
or when someone's texting you asking if you want to hang out while you're getting chased & you need to answer back to the person immediately, it's perfect to just type "srry" then the full word
Typing "you" when you're in a hurry is risky because first you have to find the y, then the o, and then the u. Just saying "u" saves an incredible amount of time, it's only 1 letter instead of 3!
If you seriously don't get it, the post is mocking people who say they type in hard-to-read shorthand because it saves time. Like, they might miss the bus if they use those two extra letters.
I read a study that showed that it is actually proven that it is harder to read (as the recipeint) a shorthand text accurately. Readers were more likely to misunderstand and make mistakes than if the message had been fully written out.
Unfortunately I have no idea where that article came from so that loses a little credibility :)
Wow, you're really retarded, not everyone who catches the bus is a young person I see heaps of all age people and old people waiting for buses too. Also, not everyone has parents to teach them how to drive and then buy them a car, idiot. Some high schools don't have driving school or whatever it is.
I'm Canadian, so I spell "favourite" like that (and "colour" and "behaviour" and so on), but that doesn't make American spelling wrong. It's just different (like how we say "zed" and they say "zee" for the letter "z").
It's not that it's popular, it's the correct way of spelling it in that country. It's like how there are so many different dialects of Cree. Just because they spell a word differently, doesn't mean it's not still proper Cree. Languages are different and they evolve. That doesn't mean it's wrong or improper. Consider it a different dialect of English.
You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.
You think that's bad? My cat has fleas!
You think that's bad?
Well, it is. You should take it to the vet or something.
I did! She's all better now! OH NOES!
OH NOES!
...Am I supposed to continue this?
I... don ' t... NOES!
Third time's the charm.
Are we gonna have a facepalm smilie anytime soon?
I always considered that one to be more like shock because the mouth is open...but I guess it'll work.
I thought it was aboot playing hide and seek. brb I'm constipated.
...
You're embarrassing yourself.
Or when you accidentally get your home town nuked because you wrote "hate" instead of "h8"
Or when people think you resign because you texted "i reign as CEO of apple" and typo-ed
Damn autocorrect.
At first I thought this comment had to do with the Proposition 8 protests...
You hate when you make the bus because you were able to text so quickly, but everyone makes fun of you because you're gay and scrawny and have no friends, and you begin to contemplate suicide, and someone stops you saying your life will get better, but it doesn't, and you feel like an idiot for believing that person, so you take your gun and start shooting all the popular kids at school because they symbolize everything you don't have, and that only makes you feel worse...
...But then you find five dollars!
This is just.....I don't even... you should... you should see someone about this..
You're trying too hard :P
You're trying to harden :1
Metapod, use harden!
Metapod, HARDEN!
That's exactly what I just wrote ...
Yeah, but my Metapod's Harden is better than your Metapod's Harden, so in a contest of Hardens, my Metapod is sure to win!
I hate it when I'm texting in class, and everyone stares at me, because I actually laughed out loud, instead of just silently texting "LOL"
I hate it when I'm texting my mom and I write "fuck u u sack of shit" instead of "I love you."
And that, my friend, is what we call a Freudian slip.
No I don take the bus! Nawt when I have such kool friends to give me a ride
I thought it was because the bus had too many seats to choose from.
Kickin' in the front seat or row two window seat on the left side or row three window seat on the left side or row four window seat on the left side or row five window seat on the left side or row six window seat on the left side or row...
Window seat or aisle seat
Right column or left.
So that's like 12 rows, 2 columns, and then two seats in each to choose from!
Unless of course you're skinny, then it's three per seat and so Rebecca either has 48 or 72 choices of seats. Holy goodness. The length of THAT song...
Approximately 4 seconds to say two lines describing 1 condition (1 per seat), so if it's 2 seconds per condition and there are 3 conditions times 48 choices for two people/seat or 72 choices for 3 people/seat..
It would take an additional 4 minutes and 48 seconds for 2 people per seat and 7 minutes and 12 seconds for 3 people per seat.
Unless you mean that seating two or three to a seat is an additional option in the song, in which case may God have mercy on our souls.
fucking overkilled.
who else had this unintelligent train-wreck of thinking when reading that?
Your mom doesn't count as a friend Rebecca
i type out "you," making me look more intelligent -> i miss the bus -> i don't have to go to school. EVERYBODY WINS.
Or when you do everything you can to make your girlfriend happy and she doesn't appreciate it and says you don't try. Then the minute yall break up she becomes a whore. BITCH!!!
i h8 whn dis hapen
You would.
What does that mean?!
wood*
...
Woops.
I'm not going to lie, that's super creepy.
I miss the bus. We used to be so tight, but now it's like we're slowly drifting apart. I wish the bus would spend time with me again. (cry2)
R whn ppl hv vwlz n thr wrdz. Tz 2 lng 2 ndrstnd...
http://ctrlv.in/41690 ?
FIRST, you have to find the 'y' THEN you have to find the 'o' THEN you have to find the 'u'. IT'S SO MUCH WORK.
Yes, I know I used the word 'you' three times in that sentence.
You must be exhausted
My hands are cramping up.
Happens to the best of us
or when someone's texting you asking if you want to hang out while you're getting chased & you need to answer back to the person immediately, it's perfect to just type "srry" then the full word
However, it is not easier to type "then" in place of "than."
Sorry.
my bad, I forgot to type the period as well, or to capitalize the first letter
OP missed the bus, amirite?
OP missed FOUR buses.
Why are you even texting in the morning?
Because that's what people do when they have friends....
You text each other before school? Even though you're going to see them in like 5 minutes?
You don't always see your friends in five minutes. I don't see some of my friends until lunch.
My bus ride was almost two hours long in the morning... Five minutes would have been awesome.
I've got one class with a friend. All my other friends are in different faculties, so we don't get to see each other every week, let alone every day.
I don't get it...
Typing "you" when you're in a hurry is risky because first you have to find the y, then the o, and then the u. Just saying "u" saves an incredible amount of time, it's only 1 letter instead of 3!
that's dumb... if you're waiting for the bus then pay attention!!!!!!!
If you seriously don't get it, the post is mocking people who say they type in hard-to-read shorthand because it saves time. Like, they might miss the bus if they use those two extra letters.
Ah ok I get it now, thanks.
But most of the time it's like 40% shortened... Which lowers texting time by ~40%
I read a study that showed that it is actually proven that it is harder to read (as the recipeint) a shorthand text accurately. Readers were more likely to misunderstand and make mistakes than if the message had been fully written out.
Unfortunately I have no idea where that article came from so that loses a little credibility :)
Or by standing there watching this.
Chuck Norris watches that twice a day.
Only 240p.
or when, gah forget it
WHat, really? I'm sorry if that happened to you but usually, it's worth th time to just type out "you". It's only 2 extra letters.
Haha, the bus. You cute little underclassman, you.
in a junior college*
Haha. km.
Wow, you're really retarded, not everyone who catches the bus is a young person
I see heaps of all age people and old people waiting for buses too. Also, not everyone has parents to teach them how to drive and then buy them a car, idiot. Some high schools don't have driving school or whatever it is.
I hate it when you stupid Americans are too lazy to properly type in "favourite". I mean, it's not like you will miss the bus or anything.
...nevermind.
I'm Canadian, so I spell "favourite" like that (and "colour" and "behaviour" and so on), but that doesn't make American spelling wrong. It's just different (like how we say "zed" and they say "zee" for the letter "z").
Zedbra is a weird way to call the animal... I'm glad I'm not Canadian.
It's not pronounced "zedbra" because it's spelled "zebra," with a ze sound. Zed is the name of the letter, not the sound it makes.
I know, I was being obnoxious.
Haha ok, this was the second zebra comment so I was like wtf?
All the more obnoxious. =)
The American way is not wrong in America. But truly, words like "favourite" and "neighbour" are actually properly spelled with the "u".
That's what I said. I said, "... but that doesn't make American spelling wrong. It's just different..."
They're properly spelled that way, depending on what language you use.
It's wrong in pretty much everywhere but America.
So?
So Americans should learn the proper way of spelling things.
It IS proper. It's proper American spelling.
The fact that it is only proper to one country doesn't actually make it proper.
It's not that it's popular, it's the correct way of spelling it in that country. It's like how there are so many different dialects of Cree. Just because they spell a word differently, doesn't mean it's not still proper Cree. Languages are different and they evolve. That doesn't mean it's wrong or improper. Consider it a different dialect of English.
wtf are you doing on amirite dobby!! they said you were dead!
Don't question it! Just enjoy the fact that he's back.