+1,063 The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wait... i don't get it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And since it's freeze tag, they can't move or give the cooties back once they've been touched.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And cooties causes genital warts.. and usually cooties leads to a game of charAIDS..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I gave dis hoe cooties and didn't tell her shit... da bitch drank mah apple juice..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did she swallow your apple juice?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

niqqa i had to make her sniff sum glue...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The worst thing about getting AIDS is well...I don't have to worry about it, I'm not black.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All my old LAVA TAG partners. Because Lava Tag was for cool kids cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

pft. I eat cooties FOR BREAKFAST http://ctrlv.in/54082

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is Dot from A Bug's Life on that box? haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Friend request accepted: Hey Jill! Remember me? Yeah that's right, kindergarten-12 grade. So I was just wondering if you wanted to get together like old times. You know like gossip, play freeze tag, have some tea?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*chocolate milk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Tyrell.. The results from your test have come in.. And I'm afraid you are cootie positive. I'm sorry."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn tyrell, get cho shit togetha. You related to Tyrone or sumfin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When a girl was frozen I tok the time to slip her the hot beef injection, like they say, you can't get cooties twice :) or 30 something.. who knows

by Anonymous 13 years ago

--lol-- wut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess that cootie shot wasn't 100% effective... But the song was so catchy I thought it had to work

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get it! You "contact" them so they get cooties too! Payback for all the times they didnt unfreeze me... Bastards

by Anonymous 13 years ago

brilliant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Next week on Maury...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't worry. Cooties is treatable. If you think you may have contracted cooties, try saying circle circle dot dot now you have the cootie shot while you draw a circle on your arm. If that doesn't work, call a clinic immediately.

by Anonymous 13 years ago