Friend request accepted:
Hey Jill! Remember me? Yeah that's right, kindergarten-12 grade. So I was just wondering if you wanted to get together like old times. You know like gossip, play freeze tag, have some tea?
I swear I aim to click on your link but I keep missing on this touch. Either subconsciously I want to click on your profile or I just have really bad aim.
Don't worry. Cooties is treatable. If you think you may have contracted cooties, try saying circle circle dot dot now you have the cootie shot while you draw a circle on your arm. If that doesn't work, call a clinic immediately.
I gave dis hoe cooties and didn't tell her shit... da bitch drank mah apple juice..
did she swallow your apple juice?
niqqa i had to make her sniff sum glue...
"Tyrell.. The results from your test have come in.. And I'm afraid you are cootie positive. I'm sorry."
Damn tyrell, get cho shit togetha. You related to Tyrone or sumfin?
Friend request accepted:
Hey Jill! Remember me? Yeah that's right, kindergarten-12 grade. So I was just wondering if you wanted to get together like old times. You know like gossip, play freeze tag, have some tea?
*chocolate milk
pft. I eat cooties FOR BREAKFAST http://ctrlv.in/54082
Why is Dot from A Bug's Life on that box? haha
I get it! You "contact" them so they get cooties too!
Payback for all the times they didnt unfreeze me...
Bastards
Next week on Maury...
The worst thing about getting AIDS is well...I don't have to worry about it, I'm not black.
Course not Jesus, being gay is a sin.
http://ctrlv.in/54083
Yes, that's his profile picture.
I guess that cootie shot wasn't 100% effective...
But the song was so catchy I thought it had to work
All my old LAVA TAG partners. Because Lava Tag was for cool kids
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I swear I aim to click on your link but I keep missing on this touch. Either subconsciously I want to click on your profile or I just have really bad aim.
brilliant.
Don't worry. Cooties is treatable. If you think you may have contracted cooties, try saying circle circle dot dot now you have the cootie shot while you draw a circle on your arm. If that doesn't work, call a clinic immediately.
wait... i don't get it
And cooties causes genital warts.. and usually cooties leads to a game of charAIDS..
And since it's freeze tag, they can't move or give the cooties back once they've been touched.
That movie made want to step on small children with spiked boots.
That movie made me want to step on small boots with spiked children.
That's less effective.
When a girl was frozen I tok the time to slip her the hot beef injection, like they say, you can't get cooties twice :) or 30 something.. who knows
lolwut