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Also about nose, sound, and snot
+133You hate when you're crying and snot starts dripping and stuffing up your nose and you sound like a whale and cow having sex. Amirite? Also about blow, nose, class, and snot
+122If you're in class and you have to keep sniffling because the snot is running out of your nose, just get up and do us all a favor and BLOW IT, amirite? Also about dread and walk of shame
+360You dread the "WALK OF SHAME" to the bathroom when you're on an airplane, amirite?
Everyone stares at me, no matter what I do.. even if I'm jerking off in the back
O_O
I know right? Why would people want to see that?
O_O
Oh are you showing how you would respond if you were there?
I would prefer if you turned away, while I played tug o war with my cyclops
DON'T HURT CYCLOPS
Don't worry about cyclops... he's going to be thinking he's in a Sandals resort, because he'll be singing, "The time of my life"
glad to hear that
Really? That makes one of us... I regretted saying that as soon as I typed it, I still hit, "Say comment" though
Noo..she's obviously opening her eyes as wide as she can to absorb the image better.
I don't understand it, am I really THAT attractive?
No, you just Kick Ass.
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some kid in my physics class got caught jerking off
Haha eww, in class?
Yup. How is he gonna put THAT on his college application?
That's gross man, I coulda lived without knowing that and had a good life too, nonetheless. But now that I know... tell me more! Why did he do it? Was he like that weird kid, who no one ever talked to?
Cant a man choke the chicken in peace?
I know right?
And then it's kinda weird if we face the class so we have to awkwardly turn and face the wall and pretend to be totally interested in whatever's on it.
I had a teacher who didn't like hearing the sound of people blowing their noses, so we had to step outside to blow. It was awesome
step outside to blow
teehe
How old are you again?
;)