+157 Ever since watching Thor, you want to say to your mom: "This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!" when you want something to eat. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who the fuck asks their mom for food when they're peckish? Honestly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Give me a horse. Sorry sir we only sell cats and dogs. Well give me one of them large enough to ride.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahahahahaha like your brother!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope. But I did name my very little cat after him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*drinks cup of OJ* THIS IS DELICIOUS, I WANT ANOTHER!! *smashes cup*

by Anonymous 12 years ago