+538 The only time the waitress comes by your table to ask how everything is, is when you have a mouth full of food. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe because you can't ask her for stuff when you're eating.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's probably the highlight of their days, seeing that universal, wide-eyed 'One second' look we all get.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

it's a strategy. if your mouth is full when they ask how everything is, there's less of a chance you'll complain, and then they can move onto the next table quicker!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least that pretty much answers her question ...

by Anonymous 12 years ago