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What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into his bar? OH SNaP!! Amirite?

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Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium - Yttrium Oxygen Uranium - Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen Einsteinium wary smilie

Anonymous +55Reply

Man, I wanted to post a funny chemistry joke in the comments, but now all the good ones Argon.

LittleReds avatar LittleRed Yeah You Are +35Reply

I love chemistry jokes :)

Kaitlyns avatar Kaitlyn Yeah You Are +21Reply

HeHe, good one. hehe smilie

Nonchalant_Ninas avatar Nonchalant_Nina Yeah You Are +19Reply
@__________ *2He

He is a noble gas with a full valence shell. It's hard for it to bond to anything else. :P

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +16Reply

Want some sodium bromate? Na BrO!

What sharp object do you get when you combine potassium, nickel and iron? -- KNiFe

@mliasux What sharp object do you get when you combine potassium, nickel and iron? -- KNiFe

What's the joke here? All you've done is strung together their symbols and acted as if it's clever.

What did two scientists do when their test subject died? Barium

And when gold walked in, he said "Au! Get out of here!"

I love you people. I'm going to be the celebrity of my next chem class.

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +5Reply

Tungsten Iodine Nitrogen.

StarGazers avatar StarGazer Yeah You Are +4Reply
@StarGazer Tungsten Iodine Nitrogen.

Why would we do that if we have this?
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Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Sun Why would we do that if we have this?

Hmm touchè, wasn't thinking of that. But if anybody makes a rap, send it to me and I'll rap it during my chem class (and hopefully earn some bonus points!)

StarGazers avatar StarGazer Yeah You Are -1Reply
@OnePiecepkmn This needs to be a rap.

A rap of chemical symbols? YES. MAKE ONE PLEASE.

StarGazers avatar StarGazer Yeah You Are 0Reply
@StarGazer Tungsten Iodine Nitrogen.

hej dansker/nordmand/svensker eller hvad du end er

Anonymous -1Reply
@hej dansker/nordmand/svensker eller hvad du end er

Um... None of those, actually. Tungsten, iodine and nitrogen are all elements, and when you find their chemical symbols, they spell out WIN. :)

StarGazers avatar StarGazer Yeah You Are +3Reply

"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4" - think geek. This is my favorite chemistry related rhyme.

"Hey, do you know any Sodium jokes? "

"Na"

FlyingMintBunnys avatar FlyingMintBunny Yeah You Are +3Reply

good one but you should've said hydroxide

@danilol good one but you should've said hydroxide

it dossent matter hydroxide = hydrogen its just an old fight of the science teatchers/docktors
we have the same problem in denmark some say hydrogen other say hydroxid (try google it) basic its the same

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I love you.

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is there a clever meaning to this? like when you mix all those elements together, something bad happens? i Aced chemistry, but never bothered to actually learn it.

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@is there a clever meaning to this? like when you mix all those elements together, something bad happens? i Aced...

d smilie Yes, the compounds I noted up there were combustible, and alcohol can catch fire, so the bartender is nervous and said "OH SNaP!!" wary smilie

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are 0Reply
@is there a clever meaning to this? like when you mix all those elements together, something bad happens? i Aced...

No, it's just him stringing together element symbols to make a phrase. Literally, that is all there is to this post.

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