+901 What did the bartender say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into his bar? OH SNaP!! Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love chemistry jokes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HeHe, good one. hehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*2He

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He is a noble gas with a full valence shell. It's hard for it to bond to anything else. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

good one but you should've said hydroxide

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it dossent matter hydroxide = hydrogen its just an old fight of the science teatchers/docktors we have the same problem in denmark some say hydrogen other say hydroxid (try google it) basic its the same

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well they said oxygen hydrogen sooo that's hydroxide

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium - Yttrium Oxygen Uranium - Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen Einsteinium wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tungsten Iodine Nitrogen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hej dansker/nordmand/svensker eller hvad du end er

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Um... None of those, actually. Tungsten, iodine and nitrogen are all elements, and when you find their chemical symbols, they spell out WIN. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This needs to be a rap.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A rap of chemical symbols? YES. MAKE ONE PLEASE.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would we do that if we have this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM-wSKFBpo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm touchè, wasn't thinking of that. But if anybody makes a rap, send it to me and I'll rap it during my chem class (and hopefully earn some bonus points!)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This blew my mind. *clapclapclapclap*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which bit?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The part with the confusing names.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So...all of it, then? :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

About.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Want some sodium bromate? Na BrO!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What sharp object do you get when you combine potassium, nickel and iron? -- KNiFe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the joke here? All you've done is strung together their symbols and acted as if it's clever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What did two scientists do when their test subject died? Barium

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, I wanted to post a funny chemistry joke in the comments, but now all the good ones Argon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

is there a clever meaning to this? like when you mix all those elements together, something bad happens? i Aced chemistry, but never bothered to actually learn it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

d Yes, the compounds I noted up there were combustible, and alcohol can catch fire, so the bartender is nervous and said "OH SNaP!!" wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it's just him stringing together element symbols to make a phrase. Literally, that is all there is to this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And when gold walked in, he said "Au! Get out of here!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Hey, do you know any Sodium jokes? " "Na"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4" - think geek. This is my favorite chemistry related rhyme.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you people. I'm going to be the celebrity of my next chem class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lhat

by Anonymous 13 years ago