+410 If a door says "keep closed at all times" why is it even there, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so people can feel like bad asses when they open it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-Turns doorknob slightly- -Opens door a few millimetres- -Closes it before anyone sees- I FOUGHT THE LAW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SUCH A BAMF YOU ARE :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

for opposite day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Man, you're thinking of a wall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's where people store their porn/illegal drugs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It means you can't just leave it open.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well done, Captain Obvious ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago