+289 The best way to get free stuff is to run extremely fast. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this a joke aboot stealing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Noh eets ah juke aboot heepstur spieling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you making fun of Canadians?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I'm making fun of Chauncy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ah, I see. Carry on then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is it sad that my first inclination was an Olympic sprinter, and not a shoplifter?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once I ran so fast that I got a gold medal before anyone else even got there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago