It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!", amirite?

"AND NO THAT'S NOT MY CARD!!! BURN THE CRAPPY WITCH!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Lettuce throw him into thee ocean and eef he survives we'll know he wasn't a witch. Howeva, eef he does survive, we shall burn that mafacka!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure old english wasn't that bad back then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"//Lettuce throw him//..." http://ctrlv.in/63621

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"That man can communicate with a lettuce head? The lettuce is a witch!" http://ctrlv.in/63624

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correction, http://ctrlv.in/63630

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A witch turned me into a newt once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I...I got better...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES! Someone gets the reference!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where is this from, I can't remember. Is it Monty Python?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup! Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot the long pause.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that's when you felt the sudden urge to ask for an open marriage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The magician pulls a bunny out of a hat: "He be thieving from one of our farms, burn him!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wizard*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

//Somebody// didn't take American History.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GOSH, WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS BRING ME INTO STUFF?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Somebody seems upset.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't do nothing, man :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooh we all know what you did to me hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Somebody & Nothing http://ctrlv.in/63625

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought we were done with this shit. inb4 fecal matter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dang. You beat me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL!! I was in class when I saw this and I tried not to laugh but it didn't work so I tried to do it quietly that didn't work either. The professor thought something was wrong and had to stop the lesson to see if I was ok now everyone thinks Im the weird chick who thinks the crystallization of sedimentary rocks is hilarious sooo ..thanks a lot -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ACTUALLY SHE'S A BROETTE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me laugh way too hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Semi-old amirite reference. //This just made me way too hard.// Fixed that for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"And now for my latest act.. I will make this woman disappear." "LIKE HELL YE WILL! EVERYONE, PUSH HIM OFF THE CLIFF! IF HE DIES, HE'S NOT A WITCH! IF HE DOESN'T... WELL..we're fucked"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just started reading the Crucible in class a few days ago... This is weird timing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD always happens to work that way...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A book more related to witch burning is the Bible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My school just performed that play last semester, I loved it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://amirite.net/659709/1497932

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh... yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/63628

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"As you can see, I've just created the illusion of cutting my assistant in half." "AHH! Burn them both! The witch and the unholy half-man!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/63672

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh not to be technical or anything, but the correct term for a male witch is "warlock"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2007/11/the-magician/

by Anonymous 13 years ago