"Lettuce throw him into thee ocean and eef he survives we'll know he wasn't a witch. Howeva, eef he does survive, we shall burn that mafacka!"
"Lettuce throw him..."
"That man can communicate with a lettuce head? The lettuce is a witch!"
I'm pretty sure old english wasn't that bad back then.
"AND NO THAT'S NOT MY CARD!!! BURN THE CRAPPY WITCH!!!"
The magician pulls a bunny out of a hat: "He be thieving from one of our farms, burn him!!!"
A witch turned me into a newt once.
...I...I got better...
YES! Someone gets the reference!!
Where is this from, I can't remember.
Is it Monty Python?
Yup! Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
You forgot the long pause.
And that's when you felt the sudden urge to ask for an open marriage.
LOL!! I was in class when I saw this and I tried not to laugh but it didn't work so I tried to do it quietly that didn't work either. The professor thought something was wrong and had to stop the lesson to see if I was ok now everyone thinks Im the weird chick who thinks the crystallization of sedimentary rocks is hilarious sooo ..thanks a lot
cool story bro..
ACTUALLY SHE'S A BROETTE
"And now for my latest act.. I will make this woman disappear."
"LIKE HELL YE WILL! EVERYONE, PUSH HIM OFF THE CLIFF! IF HE DIES, HE'S NOT A WITCH! IF HE DOESN'T... WELL..we're fucked"
Just started reading the Crucible in class a few days ago... This is weird timing
POTD always happens to work that way...
A book more related to witch burning is the Bible.
My school just performed that play last semester, I loved it.
"As you can see, I've just created the illusion of cutting my assistant in half."
"AHH! Burn them both! The witch and the unholy half-man!"
With the use of a Flame-Freezing Charm, the flames can be rendered harmless, creating only a gentle tickling sensation. Wendelin the Weird enjoyed being burned so much that she allowed herself to be caught no less than forty-seven times in various disguises.
Seriously hun go back to MLIA if you can't handle amirite?, amirite?
That was the case most of the time. They would say: "Let's prove you're a witch. We tie boulders to your feet and throw you in a lake. If you survive, you're a witch and will be tried legally!"
Then they die and say "oh well, problem's gone..."
It was really really stupid.
This made me laugh way too hard.
Semi-old amirite reference.
This just made me way too hard.
Fixed that for you.
uh not to be technical or anything, but the correct term for a male witch is "warlock"
16th and 17th.
No, you were third.
Lol@ The Office one that shows up after this video.
I heard the Office is a funny show. Definitely some sexy male characters in it.
He's mine. Back off sister!
Oh what do you know!?!! You're a dinosaur! Aren't your bones supposed to be fueling my car or something? ?
From wikipedia. The period of witch hunts was between 1480 and 1750. So I was right, but that's not even the point of the joke.
Somebody didn't take American History.
GOSH, WHY DOES EVERYBODY ALWAYS BRING ME INTO STUFF?!
Somebody seems upset.
I thought we were done with this shit. inb4 fecal matter
Dang. You beat me.
I didn't do nothing, man :(
Oooh we all know what you did to me
Somebody & Nothing