You couldn't beat up your dad. Amirite?

You mean I couldn't bring myself to do it, or I'm not strong enough to do it?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know.. he's pushing 60 and his shoulder's out. I could take him, but my dad's awesome so why would I want to?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it would be evenly matched, but I would never do it because he's my source of money.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that is your only reason?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well he's a huge asshole and the only reason he pays for all of my shit is so I can move away faster.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh ok

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't even begin to think of a hypothetical situation where I might consider trying to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Family cage match. Two family members enter, two family members leave. Except one is in a body bag because we can't leave him in there forever. or he asked you to box him...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad died of HIV a few years ago... I think I could take him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love how you think you can take him as if he has a 50% chnce of kicking your ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Zombies. They're hardcore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, most of the girls are going to have to YYA...if you mean strength-wise

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think of this more as a question of morality and ethics.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well no matter what, my "dad could beat your dad"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad puts on steel armor and hits other armored guys with heavy wooden sticks for fun. I'm not going to try to fight him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even if you had a gun? it wouldn't be historically accurate, but you'd have a chance at winning...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean the guy who's eight inches taller, 80 pounds heavier than me, lifts weights, and was in the Vietnam War? No, I think I could take him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

He's about 44 so 29 years older, he's got a permanent back injury, sensitive stitches on his stomach from an operation, shorter but only slightly heavier. Nope, not even if I was 18, that man has worked the same physically demanding job for over 20 years, the guy has muscles bigger then my fist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nope. Ethics aside, the old guy's pushing 50 and could still beat the crap outta me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad could take me sitting down with one hand tied behind his back.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, he's six-foot-five and over three hundred pounds, but he IS nearly 62, and he has a broken back and tons of neck and hip problems. I guess it depends on whether or not I could nudge him and make him topple over before he sat or fell on me, 'cause then I'd be a goner.

by Anonymous 12 years ago