+346 Where did Noah keep the termites on his ark, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Termites came afterwards because they are the work of the devil.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

so wait, everything bad is the work of the devil? Why doesn't god just kill them all then?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was a joke, sir... I wasn't being serious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, ok, sometimes it's hard to tell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, you're thinking of ticks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Psh, a tick? They drink some of your blood, possibly give you lime disease, but at least they don't eat your house! Termites eat your fucking house, man! Haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe he put them in a metal box and fed them splinters through a slot in the roof? Or soaked a wooden box in vinegar or something to make it taste bad?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Magic~ Or maybe the termites evolved over time to what they are today, and back then the termites had different characteristics and whatnot. I don't know if this makes sense, but it's just a guess o_o

by Anonymous 12 years ago