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Where did Noah keep the termites on his ark, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Termites came afterwards because they are the work of the devil.
by Anonymous12 years ago
so wait, everything bad is the work of the devil? Why doesn't god just kill them all then?
by Anonymous12 years ago
It was a joke, sir... I wasn't being serious.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh, ok, sometimes it's hard to tell.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, you're thinking of ticks.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Psh, a tick? They drink some of your blood, possibly give you lime disease, but at least they don't eat your house! Termites eat your fucking house, man! Haha
by Anonymous12 years ago
Maybe he put them in a metal box and fed them splinters through a slot in the roof? Or soaked a wooden box in vinegar or something to make it taste bad?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Magic~
Or maybe the termites evolved over time to what they are today, and back then the termites had different characteristics and whatnot. I don't know if this makes sense, but it's just a guess o_o
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