It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

Bring a dead body. "Wait, where did this come from?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bring a black guy. "Wait, where did he come from?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Straight outta Compton.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

crazy motherfucker named ice cube

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From a gang called Niggaz With Attitude.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or better yet, actually take apart part of the roller coaster! That'll really scare 'em!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Guys, I'm having so much fun right no- HOLY SHIT WHERE'D THE FUCKING TRACK GO??? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON ALL OVER AGAIN!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do it right before the camera spot too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you can sue the park for safety regulations and stuff and profit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Break rollercoaster. 2. Sue park. 3. ??? 4. Profit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God you amateurs suck, there's no need to break the rollercoaster. Just bring a bolt like the post says otherwise they can countersue for breaking it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

God you buzz kills suck, theres no need to be jerks to other amiriters. Just bring a sense of humour like the site is meant to be, otherwise they can just counter-insult for being a jerk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Bring bolt to rollercoaster 2. Sue park 3. Realize you have no case and are borderline retarded 4.????? 5. Die miserable and alone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is some Asian girl's name as #2?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah you're right! Asians are always #1

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you love art of trolling's website?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. I get a lot of my posts from memebase. http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/2011/10/15/coaster-troll-dont-blame-me-if-they-vomit-on-you/#comments

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"For the most part, you are free to post whatever you want. But we do have a few rules: Don't copy from other people or other websites."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I reported a post to a mod because it was obviously from another website and they told me that it's okay, as long as it's original to the amirite website.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just read over this post multiple times thinking that bolt meant like a lightning bolt. like you were gonna bring a giant sign in the shape of a lightning bolt or something. i should just stop trying to understand jokes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My same thoughts, except I was thinking along the lines of them going all zeus on everyone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i thought he was, at first, saying to bolt- as in run fast- to the roller coaster line and get on be all like "yeah... i totes just bolted."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too! I originally thought the joke was that the rollercoaster went so high that you were able to get a lightning bolt from the sky.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you mean that's not what it meant??? damn, im lost. frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolol omg i just got it. i thought he meant a lightning bolt also. (he meant a bolt, like nuts and bolts)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OH!!!! haha thanks for explaining that. I dont know how i didnt think of that to begin with lolol. I feel dumb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hate it when people take my being sincere as sarcasmm i honestly meant it to be sincere. ugh, damn internet and it's not being able to tell otherwise. sn: there needs to be a (grrr) face, js.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have a friend bring a wrench and say, "Where did what come from?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol nice one

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i don get it (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

By holding up a wrench, they'd be implying that they used it to take the bolt off of the rollercoaster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but why would your friend want to incriminate themselves?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To freak out the people on the rollercoaster and make them think it's going to fall apart while they're in it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if your friend knows about the damage, why would they be on the ride?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be a practical joke pulled off by you and your friend. The ride isn't actually going to fall apart just because you've brought a wrench and a bolt on with you. It would only freak everyone else out and make them think that some crazy person started to take apart the rollercoaster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i get that it's a joke but nobody would believe that your friend was taking the ride apart because you're friend is also riding the rollercoaster; they would die if it crashed too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think most people dont analyze that deaply if they think they're gonna die. Just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dunno, it was the first thing that came to my mind when i read the comment. So i didn't think it was funny because it makes no sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You moron! It implies he found a wrench and a bolt in a roller coaster, that means someone left them there meaning everyone is screwed!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I saw this on Grouchy Rabbit and thought it might've actually been an original joke. Silly me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People need to stop getting butthurt over unoriginal jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not. I'm saying it seems like a large portion of the jokes on this site have been taken from somewhere else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh-fucking-kay! You didn't understand OP! That's fucking great! No one else did either!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Calm yo tits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh is fucking Kay now?! Damn I need to keep up on my gossip.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O spread that rumor himself. It's so obvious that he is more into H's, if you know what I mean. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O is such a little slut, and i hear K has been gettin around with 3 M's at once...racy stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy..shit? I'm kind of confused.. So do I not get credit for this POTD or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you do not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

l0l

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You think ONE little bolt is gonna cause some kind of disaster? That would be one sketchy rollercoaster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True, just take a huge bucket full.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

except everyone else would see you waiting in line with it and taking it on the ride...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wear a huge sweat shirt and hide the bucket under that, no one will ever notice!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then what? Pull out the bucket once you're on the ride and be like, "hey i found this bucket of bolts in my seat." What does that imply? That the last person on the ride unscrewed a bunch of stuff IN YOUR CART while the rollercoaster was in MOTION on the last ride and JUST LEFT IT in your cart? Good luck scaring anybody with that technique.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*facepalm*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get that you were joking, but someone's bound to come along saying "just hide them in your backback" or something like that, which could actually get a bunch of bolts on the ride secretly. It's that train of thought that I am refuting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You use more than one bolt? What kind of roller coaster are you running here?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bringing Bolt to an amusement park and letting him hear someone say that someone found a loose bolt on the roller coaster would be hilarious also because he'd be all, "OH NO! That coaster's gonna crash! We gots ta do something, Penny!" And Miley Cyrus would be too busy smoking salvia to notice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is this fuckery? Someone explain, plz.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You shouldn't get credit for POTD if you blatantly admit to stealing most of your posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sure, but I still think I should get the achievement. Also, I find it funny that the mods give me POTD with a post that was admittedly stolen but in the rules it states no stolen posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that there are POTDs that are proven stolen but they still get credit. Doesn't matter, though. I got two in a row and that's pretty cool. (Sorry can't edit on touch site)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You really like the word "butthurt".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's my favorite word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Achievement". Base word: "achieve". I don't think you really achieved anything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I honestly don't really care anymore. It's just a post on a website. I emailed Anthony about it just to see what he says and now it's over and done with. I was just saying I technically got POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay, I don't really care either. I just think it's fair if the people who actually think of the funny posts get the achievements.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm puzzled as to why this is even POTD when unoriginal posts are supposed to be "against the rules." Anthony and Rocky seem the agree that unorginals shouldn't be POTD so why is it? I'M CONFUSED.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a chance they haven't seen it before. There's no possible way to see and remember every single joke written on the internet, especially when you're as busy as the mods.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I openly admitted it wasn't original in past comments.. I'm sure they could of found a different post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could have found... Just sayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I liked the part with the comma.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you kidding me? A picture of a blue whale eating a blue raspberry sno cone in a rainstorm and you like the part with the COMMA?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dun get itt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dun get your spelling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought you meant like a thunder bolt... which of course would be a great way to convert them to Paganism... LONG LIVE ZEUS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Everyday I'm shufflin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do Do Do Do Do Di Do, Do De Do Do Do Do Di!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For this POTD, the mods should have to put FAIL on their avatars for the day...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be hilarious if you were to bring a stolen joke to amirite, get the POTD, and, when the comments starts, hold up the stolen joke and say, "Wait...where did this come from?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best comment in this whole post thread

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For a second I thought you meant a lightning bolt...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Paranormal Activity 3 takes place in 1988, prior to the first two movies. Kate (the fat girl from the first movie) & her sister are increasingly tormented by Toby, an imaginary friend who might not be so imaginary. At the end of the movie, the family runs to their grandma's house. It turns out their grandma is in a satanic cult, and she kills both parents and takes the girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well aren't you just a huge douche. I hope you're proud of yourself for ruining a ton of people's movie nights now. Not mine though, because I never planned on seeing it in the first place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sadly, she's a douche to gay people too

by Anonymous 13 years ago