It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?
i just read over this post multiple times thinking that bolt meant like a lightning bolt. like you were gonna bring a giant sign in the shape of a lightning bolt or something. i should just stop trying to understand jokes
i hate it when people take my being sincere as sarcasmm i honestly meant it to be sincere. ugh, damn internet and it's not being able to tell otherwise.
Please Put your hands up, you have the right to remain silent. You have confessed to the crime of multiple accounts of murder. We have it all on tape, we've been following you for the past couple months.
How could you have it on tape, we wrote it, and what proof do you have of us murdering several people…. We could have just made it up…. AND WHERE IS YOUR DAMN WARRANT SIR!!!!!!! I DONT THINK YOU HAVE A PROPER CASE MISTER!!!!!!!!
God you buzz kills suck, theres no need to be jerks to other amiriters. Just bring a sense of humour like the site is meant to be, otherwise they can just counter-insult for being a jerk
It would be a practical joke pulled off by you and your friend. The ride isn't actually going to fall apart just because you've brought a wrench and a bolt on with you. It would only freak everyone else out and make them think that some crazy person started to take apart the rollercoaster.
i get that it's a joke but nobody would believe that your friend was taking the ride apart because you're friend is also riding the rollercoaster; they would die if it crashed too.
Bringing Bolt to an amusement park and letting him hear someone say that someone found a loose bolt on the roller coaster would be hilarious also because he'd be all, "OH NO! That coaster's gonna crash! We gots ta do something, Penny!" And Miley Cyrus would be too busy smoking salvia to notice.
So there's, like, a statute of limitations on repeat posts?
If there is it's not very well enforced because I had one deleted last month that I made over a year ago.
Well I'm not too fussed about homepaged posts, just when they become POTD. Anthony has changed POTD before day finished before, i.e Steve Jobs' death, so surely he could change the POTD if he wanted to. Or better yet, check if it is original before making it POTD.
I reported a post to a mod because it was obviously from another website and they told me that it's okay, as long as it's original to the amirite website.
I've decided today is the day I stop overlooking moronic tendencies. Its hard to say, but I don't think that was a typo. But that's only based on me looking at the layout of my keyboard and assuming yours is the same. Don't try to pass off lack of knowledge as an accident.
I don't understand what you're so mad about. I made a mistake and used the wrong word. That is a typo. I obviously know the difference between the two words or i wouldn't have passed third grade.
I'm not mad, I'm just making it obvious to you that you fucked up. I don't like idiots. I know people who couldn't pass the third grade but somehow managed to get their GED and get a job. I graduated early, number one in my class and I struggle to get an interview at McDonalds.
I messed up once, it doesn't mean I'm an idiot though. Albert Einstein messed up enough times, Thomas Edison's experiments went wrong for stupid mistakes, and Mohandas Gandhi made a thousand mistakes, and they were freaking geniuses. Stupid people and Smart people can both do stupid things. You can say I screwed up on ONE word, but stop calling people you don't know idiots.
Well I did say screw proper twice, and say dump instead of dumb, and I should have pluralized McDonalds, and this is a run on sentence, so I'm not really helping myself.
Then what? Pull out the bucket once you're on the ride and be like, "hey i found this bucket of bolts in my seat." What does that imply? That the last person on the ride unscrewed a bunch of stuff IN YOUR CART while the rollercoaster was in MOTION on the last ride and JUST LEFT IT in your cart? Good luck scaring anybody with that technique.
I get that you were joking, but someone's bound to come along saying "just hide them in your backback" or something like that, which could actually get a bunch of bolts on the ride secretly. It's that train of thought that I am refuting.
It would be hilarious if you were to bring a stolen joke to amirite, get the POTD, and, when the comments starts, hold up the stolen joke and say, "Wait...where did this come from?"
Paranormal Activity 3 takes place in 1988, prior to the first two movies. Kate (the fat girl from the first movie) & her sister are increasingly tormented by Toby, an imaginary friend who might not be so imaginary. At the end of the movie, the family runs to their grandma's house. It turns out their grandma is in a satanic cult, and she kills both parents and takes the girls.
Well aren't you just a huge douche. I hope you're proud of yourself for ruining a ton of people's movie nights now. Not mine though, because I never planned on seeing it in the first place.
So, let me get this straight.
Tons of PotDs are proven stolen. The posters are silent about it. They keep credit.
This PotD was admitted to be stolen. By the poster. Who was honest about it. And she gets credit taken away?
...lol?
I said in my previous reply that it's fine, I was just confused. I'm not butthurt about it or anything. Br I do think they should do the anonymous thing for all POTDs that aren't original.
I honestly don't really care anymore. It's just a post on a website. I emailed Anthony about it just to see what he says and now it's over and done with.
I'm puzzled as to why this is even POTD when unoriginal posts are supposed to be "against the rules." Anthony and Rocky seem the agree that unorginals shouldn't be POTD so why is it? I'M CONFUSED.
There's a chance they haven't seen it before. There's no possible way to see and remember every single joke written on the internet, especially when you're as busy as the mods.
And that there are POTDs that are proven stolen but they still get credit. Doesn't matter, though. I got two in a row and that's pretty cool. (Sorry can't edit on touch site)
i just read over this post multiple times thinking that bolt meant like a lightning bolt. like you were gonna bring a giant sign in the shape of a lightning bolt or something. i should just stop trying to understand jokes
My same thoughts, except I was thinking along the lines of them going all zeus on everyone.
Me too! I originally thought the joke was that the rollercoaster went so high that you were able to get a lightning bolt from the sky.
you mean that's not what it meant??? damn, im lost.
lolol omg i just got it. i thought he meant a lightning bolt also. (he meant a bolt, like nuts and bolts)
OH!!!! haha thanks for explaining that. I dont know how i didnt think of that to begin with lolol. I feel dumb.
i hate it when people take my being sincere as sarcasmm i honestly meant it to be sincere. ugh, damn internet and it's not being able to tell otherwise.
sn: there needs to be a (grrr) face, js.
i thought he was, at first, saying to bolt- as in run fast- to the roller coaster line and get on be all like "yeah... i totes just bolted."
Or better yet, actually take apart part of the roller coaster! That'll really scare 'em!
"Guys, I'm having so much fun right no- HOLY SHIT WHERE'D THE FUCKING TRACK GO??? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ROLLERCOASTER TYCOON ALL OVER AGAIN!!!"
You just earned so much respect from me just for knowing that.
cheet coads r 4 faggs
Damn right, we faggs like cheap chodes.
Bring a dead body.
"Wait, where did this come from?"
Please Put your hands up, you have the right to remain silent. You have confessed to the crime of multiple accounts of murder. We have it all on tape, we've been following you for the past couple months.
How could you have it on tape, we wrote it, and what proof do you have of us murdering several people…. We could have just made it up…. AND WHERE IS YOUR DAMN WARRANT SIR!!!!!!! I DONT THINK YOU HAVE A PROPER CASE MISTER!!!!!!!!
Bring a black guy.
"Wait, where did he come from?"
Straight outta Compton.
crazy motherfucker named ice cube
From a gang called Niggaz With Attitude.
Do it right before the camera spot too.
Then you can sue the park for safety regulations and stuff and profit!
1. Break rollercoaster.
2. Sue park.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Why is some Asian girl's name as #2?
Yeah you're right! Asians are always #1
God you amateurs suck, there's no need to break the rollercoaster. Just bring a bolt like the post says otherwise they can countersue for breaking it.
1. Bring bolt to rollercoaster
2. Sue park
3. Realize you have no case and are borderline retarded
4.?????
5. Die miserable and alone
God you buzz kills suck, theres no need to be jerks to other amiriters. Just bring a sense of humour like the site is meant to be, otherwise they can just counter-insult for being a jerk
Have a friend bring a wrench and say, "Where did what come from?"
lol nice one
i don get it (cry2)
By holding up a wrench, they'd be implying that they used it to take the bolt off of the rollercoaster.
but why would your friend want to incriminate themselves?
To freak out the people on the rollercoaster and make them think it's going to fall apart while they're in it!
But if your friend knows about the damage, why would they be on the ride?
It would be a practical joke pulled off by you and your friend. The ride isn't actually going to fall apart just because you've brought a wrench and a bolt on with you. It would only freak everyone else out and make them think that some crazy person started to take apart the rollercoaster.
i get that it's a joke but nobody would believe that your friend was taking the ride apart because you're friend is also riding the rollercoaster; they would die if it crashed too.
i think most people dont analyze that deaply if they think they're gonna die. Just saying.
i dunno, it was the first thing that came to my mind when i read the comment. So i didn't think it was funny because it makes no sense.
You moron! It implies he found a wrench and a bolt in a roller coaster, that means someone left them there meaning everyone is screwed!
Bringing Bolt to an amusement park and letting him hear someone say that someone found a loose bolt on the roller coaster would be hilarious also because he'd be all, "OH NO! That coaster's gonna crash! We gots ta do something, Penny!" And Miley Cyrus would be too busy smoking salvia to notice.
Did they let you keep the bolt at least?
...or did they, how you put it, "Confiscate" it?
Don't you love art of trolling's website?
Yep. I get a lot of my posts from memebase.
http://artoftrolling.memebase.c...-you/#comments
"For the most part, you are free to post whatever you want. But we do have a few rules:
Don't copy from other people or other websites."
Just because it's not always NOTICED doesn't mean it's not enforced.
What do you mean by noticed? Because I'm pretty sure every time there is an unoriginal POTD there are comments about where it was stolen from.
Well, by that time, it's been homepaged a while, hasn't it? A bit too late to enforce it then, much like if the POTD is a repeat.
So there's, like, a statute of limitations on repeat posts?
If there is it's not very well enforced because I had one deleted last month that I made over a year ago.
What do you mean limitations...? Technically, there are no repeated posts allowed, but some slip by, because can't be 100% accurate in our modding.
Well I'm not too fussed about homepaged posts, just when they become POTD. Anthony has changed POTD before day finished before, i.e Steve Jobs' death, so surely he could change the POTD if he wanted to. Or better yet, check if it is original before making it POTD.
Just my opinion anyway.
but he has an army of mods to do his dirty work for him
True :/
But still, it'd help if posters tried to post within the rules as well. Of course, that won't happen all the time, but...yeah.
I reported a post to a mod because it was obviously from another website and they told me that it's okay, as long as it's original to the amirite website.
I saw this on Grouchy Rabbit and thought it might've actually been an original joke. Silly me.
People need to stop getting butthurt over unoriginal jokes.
I'm not. I'm saying it seems like a large portion of the jokes on this site have been taken from somewhere else.
Really? Then why are so many POTDs accused of being from Sickipedia or whatever it's called?
I don't have a problem with unoriginal posts, but I don't think unoriginal posts should be POTD. I think that's a fair compromise.
lol potd.
Yeah, compromise is always great when it comes to rules.
Lets compromise on the Law of no murdering.
Instead of not being aloud to kill anyone, there should just be no murdering of white males. I think that's a fair compromise.
Aloud- saying something with volume at a level audible to others.
Allowed- not the same fucking thing.
I've never seen someone so mad over a typo
I've decided today is the day I stop overlooking moronic tendencies. Its hard to say, but I don't think that was a typo. But that's only based on me looking at the layout of my keyboard and assuming yours is the same. Don't try to pass off lack of knowledge as an accident.
I don't understand what you're so mad about. I made a mistake and used the wrong word. That is a typo. I obviously know the difference between the two words or i wouldn't have passed third grade.
I'm not mad, I'm just making it obvious to you that you fucked up. I don't like idiots. I know people who couldn't pass the third grade but somehow managed to get their GED and get a job. I graduated early, number one in my class and I struggle to get an interview at McDonalds.
I messed up once, it doesn't mean I'm an idiot though. Albert Einstein messed up enough times, Thomas Edison's experiments went wrong for stupid mistakes, and Mohandas Gandhi made a thousand mistakes, and they were freaking geniuses. Stupid people and Smart people can both do stupid things. You can say I screwed up on ONE word, but stop calling people you don't know idiots.
Idiot.
Yeah screw proper, screw proper reasoning. You're a dump ass who can't even get a job at McDonald. I'm 15 and I can get a job at McDonolds
Idiot.
Well I did say screw proper twice, and say dump instead of dumb, and I should have pluralized McDonalds, and this is a run on sentence, so I'm not really helping myself.
not trying to hurt but you spelt donald wrong to lol
*too
I get the last laugh
fair enough you sneaky little plant...
I don't understand what you mean by plant.
DandyLion = dandelion =
umm.. what?
Edit: Oh I get it, dandelion is a plant.
vote up if you think DandyLion is talking to himself.
He wasn't. Fact.
mr_e called you a "sneaky little plant" because your username is DandyLion, which is pretty close to dandelion. The end.
tehehe. this conversation turned out funnier than i expected.
YAY GRAMMAR!
It's *
My phone doesn't recognize its having an apostrophe. If I try to add one it tells me I should be saying pubs.
You think ONE little bolt is gonna cause some kind of disaster? That would be one sketchy rollercoaster.
You use more than one bolt? What kind of roller coaster are you running here?
True, just take a huge bucket full.
except everyone else would see you waiting in line with it and taking it on the ride...
Wear a huge sweat shirt and hide the bucket under that, no one will ever notice!
Then what? Pull out the bucket once you're on the ride and be like, "hey i found this bucket of bolts in my seat." What does that imply? That the last person on the ride unscrewed a bunch of stuff IN YOUR CART while the rollercoaster was in MOTION on the last ride and JUST LEFT IT in your cart? Good luck scaring anybody with that technique.
facepalm
I get that you were joking, but someone's bound to come along saying "just hide them in your backback" or something like that, which could actually get a bunch of bolts on the ride secretly. It's that train of thought that I am refuting.
i dun get itt
i dun get your spelling.
*ur
For this POTD, the mods should have to put FAIL on their avatars for the day...
I thought you meant like a thunder bolt... which of course would be a great way to convert them to Paganism... LONG LIVE ZEUS!
It would be hilarious if you were to bring a stolen joke to amirite, get the POTD, and, when the comments starts, hold up the stolen joke and say, "Wait...where did this come from?"
Best comment in this whole post thread
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I liked the part with the comma.
are you kidding me? A picture of a blue whale eating a blue raspberry sno cone in a rainstorm and you like the part with the COMMA?
Paranormal Activity 3 takes place in 1988, prior to the first two movies. Kate (the fat girl from the first movie) & her sister are increasingly tormented by Toby, an imaginary friend who might not be so imaginary. At the end of the movie, the family runs to their grandma's house. It turns out their grandma is in a satanic cult, and she kills both parents and takes the girls.
Well aren't you just a huge douche. I hope you're proud of yourself for ruining a ton of people's movie nights now. Not mine though, because I never planned on seeing it in the first place.
sadly, she's a douche to gay people too
l0l
For a second I thought you meant a lightning bolt...
Holy..shit? I'm kind of confused..
So do I not get credit for this POTD or something?
Touché.
So, let me get this straight.
Tons of PotDs are proven stolen. The posters are silent about it. They keep credit.
This PotD was admitted to be stolen. By the poster. Who was honest about it. And she gets credit taken away?
...lol?
No you do not.
What is this fuckery? Someone explain, plz.
You shouldn't get credit for POTD if you blatantly admit to stealing most of your posts.
Sure, but I still think I should get the achievement.
Also, I find it funny that the mods give me POTD with a post that was admittedly stolen but in the rules it states no stolen posts.
I said in my previous reply that it's fine, I was just confused. I'm not butthurt about it or anything. Br I do think they should do the anonymous thing for all POTDs that aren't original.
"Achievement". Base word: "achieve". I don't think you really achieved anything.
I honestly don't really care anymore. It's just a post on a website. I emailed Anthony about it just to see what he says and now it's over and done with.
I was just saying I technically got POTD.
Okay, I don't really care either. I just think it's fair if the people who actually think of the funny posts get the achievements.
I'm puzzled as to why this is even POTD when unoriginal posts are supposed to be "against the rules." Anthony and Rocky seem the agree that unorginals shouldn't be POTD so why is it? I'M CONFUSED.
There's a chance they haven't seen it before. There's no possible way to see and remember every single joke written on the internet, especially when you're as busy as the mods.
I openly admitted it wasn't original in past comments..
I'm sure they could of found a different post.
Could have found... Just sayin'.
And that there are POTDs that are proven stolen but they still get credit. Doesn't matter, though. I got two in a row and that's pretty cool. (Sorry can't edit on touch site)
You really like the word "butthurt".
That's my favorite word.
Everyday I'm shufflin'.
Do Do Do Do Do Di Do, Do De Do Do Do Do Di!
Oh-fucking-kay!
You didn't understand OP!
That's fucking great!
No one else did either!
Oh is fucking Kay now?! Damn I need to keep up on my gossip.
O spread that rumor himself. It's so obvious that he is more into H's, if you know what I mean.
O is such a little slut, and i hear K has been gettin around with 3 M's at once...racy stuff.
Calm yo tits.