there has been atleast one time when you've had so much stuff in your hands that you've had to turn on a light switch with your tongue, amirite?

+125 there has been atleast one time when you've had so much stuff in your hands that you've had to turn on a light switch with your tongue, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I use my tits. Licking light switches is disgusting.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Practicing for a titjob on a guy with a tiny dick?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just rub up against it. I don't put it between them and go up and down over and over..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hahaha. It was a joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I use my nose but that's just because I'm Jewish and it's really easy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I use my chin, it's a lot stronger and less disgusting than my tongue

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can use my feet... My mother used to punish me by having me stand on one foot at the door for hours on end and I can kick high because I used to kickbox...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What? :o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sounds awful. For hours??

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, for hours. She wasn't big on spanking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That sucks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Indeed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I use my elbow or my chin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i use my elbow or my nose, i"d not lick it. too filthy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I feel so sorry for all of these people who don't have elbows, shoulders or facial features.

by Anonymous 12 years ago