+245 An alarm clock ringing is the sound a dream makes when it dies, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've had dreams where my alarm clock became a part of them and in the dream I would be all, "hey, what the fuck is that noise??" Then I wake up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

More like is vicious murdered with a machete. My alarm is merciless.

by Anonymous 11 years ago