+143 Guys: you wish there was an easier way to get women to sleep with you without having to do something crazy like "talk to them" or "buy them nice things", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Talking to them! Are you crazy! I can barely maintain eye contact for more than three seconds without passing out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is, it's called "get them plastered"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But we've got to buy the alcohol.

by Anonymous 12 years ago