+495 There's a difference between "confident" and thinking you're the hottest shit since God made the sun, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't have a big ego. I really am the greatest man to ever live.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"..thinking you're the hottest shit since God made the sun" I'm going to go out of my way to say this phrase. It's awesome.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm the most interesting man in the world and sometimes I drink dosakies

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A cuss word and the name of the One who made us should not be in the same sentence

by Anonymous 12 years ago