+190 After you get your degree in Professional Trolling, potential careers include: staff writer at the National Enquirer; music video director for Ark Music Factory; campaign manager for Sarah Palin; judge on American Idol; marketing department at Geico or Old Spice; product developer for Shake Weight; president of the US. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Fox News correspondent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Spellchecker of chain mail?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why did you use semicolons though? OR IS THAT PART OF YOUR TROLLING? DAMN YOU.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rocky commented on my post?! Boner achieved. But uhh, yeah I know I shouldn't've used semicolons, but I wanted to because the entries in my list are very diverse so I wanted to create a more stretched-out rhythm for the reader. namsayin'

by Anonymous 12 years ago