+111 It sucks when you botch a DIY abortion and not only does the fetus survive, but you receive painful lacerations on the inside of your vaginal wall, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You read my mind!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is why you splurge on good hangers instead of using the old rusty ones you've had laying around the closet for the last 20 years.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My hangers tend to hang around the closet... But I'm crazy like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOILKHmZBwc

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least the severe infection helps my weight loss... Stupid baby making me fat and gross.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If your having an abortion that means you are a little whore bag which means you are gross. If you weren't a murderer then it could be proven that that little precious baby is way smarter then you could ever be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the fuck? Why would you do a DIY abortion... That sounds like possibly the most idiotic idea around.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Almost as dumb as the letter c.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate the letter C... It's such a poser. GET YOUR OWN SOUND, YOU CUNT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*kunt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL I thought about doing that after I hit the button and couldn't change it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Most people can relate to this, of course, because most people are not medical professionals and therefore tend to botch their own abortions.

by Anonymous 13 years ago