If you're going to kill Micheal Meyer, you can't just stab him...you have to stab him fifty times, catch him on fire, stab him fifty times again and then bury him in an one hundred feet deep hole. amirite?

+141 If you're going to kill Micheal Meyer, you can't just stab him...you have to stab him fifty times, catch him on fire, stab him fifty times again and then bury him in an one hundred feet deep hole. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i dont know why they just dont dismember the body... always worked well for me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I always get confused with him and Mike Myers. When I first read it I wondered why would being 'shag-a-delic' make you impossible to kill. Makes more sense now. Michael, not Mike.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well you could always try decapitating him. He probably wouldn't live through that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know right :o die bitch dieeee :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago