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It doesn't matter how many fish there are in the sea if you are stuck in a fishbowl, amirite?

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@1254914

Well damn. I was all set to make a Finding Nemo reference.

@hpfanatic77 Well damn. I was all set to make a Finding Nemo reference.

your mom is so smart she found nemo 5 days before the movie came out.

@1254914

THAT"S THE SHORTEST RED LIGHT I'VE EVER SEEN!

@1254914

That's it. I hate you. You stole my Finding Nemo comment.

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@1256961

But you don't understand! Me and my bf are so in love!

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@But you don't understand! Me and my bf are so in love!

It's been 17 whole minutes since you said that, meaning you guys have probably been broken up for about 16 minutes.

@But you don't understand! Me and my bf are so in love!

You met him Sunday! It's barely Thursday morning. Slow down crazy, slow down.

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@1256961

You're wrong... I am old enough to drive and drive out even to other towns, but you see, the problem is that I live in Idaho. This is an f-ing small town and the next nearest is an hour away. It's no bigger. I am in the fishbowl. There is no way out.

@mchalla3 Move.

That's easier said than done.

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@1258206

She listed no age on her profile... wary smilie

@1258206

Yeah, I didn't list an age.

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@1259494

I don't remember if I put my real age or not.

@1256961

Don't ask me why, but this reminds me of the resort island in Amiriteland.

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@1257052

We shouldn't upgrade to 1.6? FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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@1257120

Dang... So will the server be updated eventually or will I just have to like... Pirate 1.5 again?

@1257052

Because the island is really isolated, and you have to be trusted (or like old enough) to ride the tracks. Also, I kept getting a connection error, but that was a few days ago, so I'll try it again.

@1257052

Thank thank thank thank you!

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@1256996

But you were a fisherman, son, remember?

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +24Reply
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@1257101

For some reason Jesus internet winking has scarred me.

Anonymous +16Reply

But maybe a pelican will come, put you and your friend in it's mouth, (completely fail at being unnoticed) and fly away with you! Or...you could get into a plastic bag, and hop your way down to the ocean! My friends and I did that and hey, guess what...we're in a movie!

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are +11Reply
@SpellCheck Or you could go down the drain.

I haven't found a drain in my fishbowl YET.

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are +22Reply
@Meandmycat I haven't found a drain in my fishbowl YET.

Let me know when you do, maybe I could find one in my own.

SpellChecks avatar SpellCheck Yeah You Are 0Reply
@SpellCheck Let me know when you do, maybe I could find one in my own.

I'm trying so hard, but it's almost impossible to check everywhere, you know? I've checked the entire bottom. However, when I start checking the sides, I'm just swimming there for hours! My fishbowl has SO many sides!

Meandmycats avatar Meandmycat Yeah You Are +4Reply

And it's all because you touched the butt...

It's like Saw 2 all over again!

@Shadi It's like Saw 2 all over again!

(Chauncy Pickles): what did he see two of? two squids? two dos equis? two shark weeks? or did he see saw 2? SEESAW 2? THIS IS NOT A HORROR MOVIE, TIS A MOVIE ABOUT A PLAYGROUND.

"We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year."

Anonymous +3Reply

WAIT... everyone seems to be missing the point, WHO THE FUCK HATES CHOCOLATE CAKE? unless your lactose intolerant which would make sense

i like turtlez

Anonymous +2Reply

This reminds me of the "Friend-Zone"

I think there's a turtle and some loogies(lugies?idk) involved...

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You'll meet some other fish, after you are flushed down the toilet. I'm sure there are plenty down there.

Dameequas avatar Dameequa Yeah You Are 0Reply

Make friends with the vintage scuba diver and make love in the sunken castle

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are -2Reply

It matters if you intend to escape from the bowl :-)

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@1257255

But, fish bowls don't usually have filters. And someone already made this joke... :(

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@1257263

In my opinion, the only way of escaping is the fish taking laxatives. Those laxatives in turn increase bowl movements.

@WTF_BBQ It matters if you intend to escape from the bowl :-)

Yeah because when you are a fish you can break through glass or jump out of a bowl and magically land in water, not a 4 year olds table or a owner put you back in

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@WTF_BBQ It matters if you intend to escape from the bowl :-)

these people commenting are dumb. I appreciate this comment very much because i, being an aquarium owner know very well fish can easily escape their tank. Problem is, they usually die cause their gills collapse outside of water

Pedo_Cats avatar Pedo_Cat Yeah You Are +2Reply
@WTF_BBQ It matters if you intend to escape from the bowl :-)

It was meant in a metaphoric way! Fish = Men/Women . Bowl = Marriage . :P Escape the bowl = Getting the hell out of the marriage, to get to all the other fish!

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