+500 A watched pot never boils because pots don't boil. Water boils. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Fuck, no wonder I suck at cooking.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pots can do whatever they put their minds to! This post is discriminatory against pots!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My friend died trying to boil a pot. That also makes this offensive.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OK, a pot could boil, but by the time it did the water would have already boiled and you wouldn't be watching it anymore.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

why is this grouped under sex?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ActionMan sums it up perfectly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This should get Pot of the Day.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, wha- OOOOOHHHH I SEE WAT U DID THAR!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not sure why this is in "Sex".

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.net/666157/1522867

by Anonymous 12 years ago