ducks should say swag swag instead of quack quack because if you buy one in the morning when you are getting ready you could be like how do i look duck? and it would say swag swag, amirite?

-91 ducks should say swag swag instead of quack quack because if you buy one in the morning when you are getting ready you could be like how do i look duck? and it would say swag swag, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My penis should stop coming prematurely... but we all know that's not going to happen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the most pointless thing I've ever read

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is only funny because it's so stupid

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whenever someone asks me how they look, I will now only respond with "swag swag," I love this post **so** **much**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is amazing. I wish I could favorite it more than once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Meth is a helluva drug.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Why a duck? Like, out of all the animals in the world, why a duck? Who the HELL has a pet duck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No one likes you, duck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:( b-but what about all the teenage girls I've inspired?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom had a duck. But the neighbor's cat killed it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I first read this as 'My mom had a dick. But the neighbor's cat killed it.' I was concerned.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://myfacewhen.com/248/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'd have to have more than one duck... They tend to be shy alone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD material right here...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The pure absurdity of this post is making me laugh way more than I normally do at anything on the internet. However, I hate the word swag. My school has a gigantic "SWAGGER" poster in the gym, my class's motto or whatever is "C14SSY SWAG", the freshman call themselves the "Swaguars" and like half the people in my grade feel the need to say swag excessively. It's a really effing stupid word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD! Please! It might rank as one of the best posts on this site, some day in the futer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...What the hell? This is so stupid it's funny, but still... what the hell?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People still trying to be as cool as macne/futer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What... the fuck? This is so stupid and pointless.. but still made me laugh pretty damn hard. <.< But seriously? A duck saying "swag swag" instead of "quack quack"? Buying one so it can say you look good? WHAT CAUSED YOU TO THINK OF THIS?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ducks and geese are pricks they used to pick on me when I walked to school... Billed bastards...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Suggested for POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I thought it was funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you know what guys i wrote this... fuck all you jerks who said it was retarded and thank you to the people who actually had something nice to say

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well.. i'm glad you think it's funny........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah i do... problem?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If ducks said "swag swag" I would go to the pond and ask ducks how i look all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All I had to say prior to reading this post was, "Indeed."

by Anonymous 13 years ago