If couple who are in love are call "love birds", then couple who always argue should be called "angry birds." amirite?

And then we should fling them against walls to kill the pigs that ruined their relationship

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure the birds' children ruined their relationship. I mean, the pigs only went after the angry birds for their eggs, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I don't think being angry means they aren't in love...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But if they argue, they're most likely angry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They can be angry and in love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But no one ever looks at two people arguing and says "aww love birds!! <3"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It doesn't matter. You don't have to be all lovey dovey in love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*to be in love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like Dr.Cox and Jordan from scrubs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they dont? ohhh...ummm...yeah, you're right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They could just be trying to resolve the issues with their relationship instead of ignoring them as if both people in the relationship are truly happy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

InB4 POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean in after?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if they predicted this before potd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This comment came after the post was chosen. That's why I made my comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh when I got here at 6:01 it was here already, so I just assumed it was here before 6.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the time stamp say?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A minute and thirty-five seconds after the POTD was chosen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. What a looser!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least he's (or she's) not a tighter like you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tighter? Plus I was joking it's not that serious to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cool story bro

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I still want to know what tighter is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tighter is the opposite of looser.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You said looser, instead of loser. Like: my jeans are looser than yours. Stupid example but it works

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My vagina is looser then yours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah?! Well my deserted valley is so tight, the spiders don't even have room to make cobwebs. smirk

...oh wait

*Awkward

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20081013090756AAM1CCd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

24 times in one day?????

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alright. Now let's make ones up for all situations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An emo couple can be emus :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a couple with relationship issues can go to a clinic to help rebuild the relationship!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Birds that eat your bread crumbs are pigeons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a lesbian couple can be Chicks :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A dumb couple can be dodos XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And interracial couples are penguins.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And couples who don't know how to flirt with each other can be Socially Awkward Penguins!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And forever alone penguins can be OnePenguin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gay couples would be wood peckers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and gay couples who are into Pokemon would be Sudowoodo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A three-way relationship would be Dodrio

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couples with long necks would be ostriches Irrelavent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couples with long noses would be elephants Irrelephant

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Old couple = bald eagles

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A couple who likes bird-watching can be called birds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A couple who eats dead animals on the side of the road can be vultures.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couples who steal from other people can be called robins.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or black.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couples who like to mock people can be mockingbirds.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alaskan couples could be snowbirds?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And then we can steal their eggs. Wait, what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanna be the small blue bird. Trippple up!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? I would have assumed you'd want to be the yellow bird...that hangs out with a dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*blinks twice, I mean three times -_- Woodstock is cute... not badass. Cloning myself is pretty cool so theres no competition.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel bad for the yellow one. You tap him and he gets super fast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd hate to be the white one. you tap him and he freaking shoots out an egg..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the black one. He explodes every time he finishes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the toucan, if he isn't satisfied he goes back for more!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the pig. He has to die for the bird to find his egg, except something construed for sexual promiscuity.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not all that bad. He gets more

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But they were on a break!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Friends?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know, you guys just met...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And the couple that's always having sex.. Swallows..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really think these Anons are Favvkes because of how much hate she got from her spamming.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Youre wrong. Anonymous=/=Favvkes Actually if I was her I would be offended that people always assume it her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the world may never know http://ctrlv.in/48714

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a couple who always argue and are into Pokemon should be called "pissed off pidgey's"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that African-American couple that eats healthy foods can be called, "Fruit Niggas".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Black people sag, right? What's saggin backwards? WAT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

old

by Anonymous 13 years ago

New. Middle-Aged. Old. Tis the cycle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just read a brainstorming session on what to call couples in bird-terms. Thats amirite for ya

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Makes sense....but why is this POTD???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, when a mommy post and a daddy post are in love, they have a baby post. If they are wise enough to invest in their childs education, it will one day grow up to be POTD!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because Anthony said so. You don't like it...well get over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why wouldn't you call them cocks...? Cuz like cock fights. SOMEONE CONSTRUCT THIS JOKE FOR ME.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Couples who fight are called cocks...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm. That's kind of same thing.. I wanted it to sound like a penis joke. I just don't know how to put the words together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SOMEONE CONSTRUCT THIS JOKE FOR US. Please

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And now we wait for the influx of perverts...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

__Gay__ couples that fight are called cocks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyone else read this like an asian typed this? wtf.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An Asian would type it like this: 非常配哦了额济啊热你们咯了阿荣旗擦脸咯吱咯吱币额电视条痕腌凑哦了恶疾阿拉伯穑夫手了奔放拆开昂特币额电, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

ummmm....what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have no idea why this was down voted.. I looked at it a second time and it does seem to be written by an Asian who just learned English. just need to replace all the L's with R's and we're good to go.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No problem.

by Anonymous 13 years ago