The first thing Neil Armstrong did, after saying the stuff about mankind's leaps, was see if the moon was really made of cheese, amirite?

+214 The first thing Neil Armstrong did, after saying the stuff about mankind's leaps, was see if the moon was really made of cheese, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So...did he try to bite the ground?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't be ridiculous. NASA developed the Moon Scanner™ that he used to scan the rocks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good. I was starting to wonder how many teeth he would've lost trying to bite solid rock.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Really? You weren't wondering how he would have survived in the vaccuum of space.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's probably a good thing that I wasn't first on the moon. I probably would've thrust my hips victoriously towards the Earth, loudly shouting "YEEEEEAAAHHH, I'M ON THE MOON, BITCHES!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago