+320 It would've been kind of cool if, as newer versions of the Kindle were released, they had names that illustrated the stages of a fire's growth—Kindle Spark, Kindle Glow, Kindle Blaze, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kindle Arson wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kindle Holy-Shit-Stop-Drop-And-Roll-Somebody-Call-911

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kindle Why-would-you-throw-me-into-a-fire-all-I-did-was-help-you?...I got a ton of these

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Until finally.. the KINDLE INFERNO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kindle Incendio Kindle Fiendfyre Kindle Fire blast Kindle Ember

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ember for when their products go out of style

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kindle Hell.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't wait to get a Kindle Hellfire! Until then, though, I'll have to deal with my Kindle Cinder.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Kindle Oh-my-God-we've-lost-everything-we-know-and-love-because-our-house-burned-down.

by Anonymous 12 years ago