A random and humorous thing that you could say when receiving communion in mass is "Come to Papa!", amirite?

or hahah jesus ur blod tasts gud nd ur body tasts gud ;);)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do I sense some sarcasm?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I think that would be both random and humorous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I just assumed you were because you misspelled almost every word in the post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is just how I talk

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not his real body and blood!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, this is odd, but it is actually, every bread and wine in the entire world is Jesus, everything in the entire world is Jesus because Jesus is everything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so you're saying jesus is everything.. interesting that you say that. I thought you were an atheist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am an atheist who believes Jesus is everything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

do you understand what being an atheist is? you don't believe in any God(s). since Jesus is a God to some people, the fact that you acknowledge his existence proves your beliefs wrong. HYPOCRITE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no you are thinking of jesus christ and I am thinking of jesus (read: hey zeus) macharos jones, who lives down the street from me and who is everything and also jesus isn't a god he is just everything

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, well you should have been more specific. Because 99% of people will think you mean Jesus Christ when talking about religion. c'mon now kid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't talking about religion i was talking about everything DUH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dont believe that since you clearly made a communion reference in your first comment. unless you eat the body and drink the blood of your friend Jesus down the street.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we do and it is yummy doesn't this post mean when we are all (in mass) at jesus's house to eat his body and drink his blood? cause there are a lot of us so it is pretty in mass imo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its okay son i know you just want my approval i never told you this before, but I love you a lot and I will always be proud of you, no matter what

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooo calling me "son" is that a power shifting move to try and show everyone that you're superior to me? its weird, i dont think you know how to love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

for the longest time, I have tried to deny your existence, junior. I did everything in my power to try to escape from your permanent shadow. I'm sure that must have affected you, must have led to this sort of behavior. But now I see that you are my child, and I will never let you go again. I want to learn to accept, son, and I hope this journey helps both of us become better people. I want to show you the love you never knew.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no. what are you talking about. i'm an angry female on this site who thinks you're scum. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zna69APRGak

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know it is hard for you to accept, but I think it will be better for both of us if you just admit this behavior is because you grew up without a father. I want to take you on the camping trips and the barbeques. I want to protect you from the people who would try to climb in through your window at night and snatch you up. One in particular, actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

get out of your creepy fantasy carter. ya creep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wanted to pretend that that night meant nothing. There was no way I could be the father of a child. But even as I told myself that, I knew. I knew, even as I left, that I was the creator of a child, the giver of life. Even so, I couldn't stay. I fled, and for 20 years I put that moment out of my mind. I started a new life, got a new job, found myself a wife, even had a few children. But recently, there's been something gnawing at me. Even after 20 years, I haven't been able to forget that night, that woman, those words. I know it will be hard for you to accept, but I think we both know that what I say is the truth.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That isn't really funny man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What have I done this time?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It goes without saying...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What, me finally accepting Junior as my son isn't funny? It isn't meant to be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh dear God, your lack of sarcasm/humor comprehension is killing me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. Jesus existed; he was a real person. The debate is over he was the son of God, not if he was real or not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

2 Courage_wolfs? I guess two is a magic number.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no... not another Courage_Wolf.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm here to save his name!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What does the JR stand for?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Joking Retard. it means Junior. idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doesn't that usually go at the end of a name as opposed to at the beginning?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, i thought people would look down upon it. you must do stuff like that a lot too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do stuff like what, look down on things?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel as if I should start chanting, 'Fight Fight Fight Fight!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what about "NO RUNNING IN THE LIBRARY!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um... I am sorry but what? Why would you run in a library M Swagman?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said, "what about "NO RUNNING IN THE LIBRARY!" "

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look Swagman... I do not know what you mean by that? Yes I agree you should not run in a library because it is rude and annoying but what is worse is when food is in the library. Does that answer your question Swagman? Or am I being obtuse?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your glasses are obtuse

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are teenagers so 'bratty' and rebellious these days?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're just mad because you have obtuse glasses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Roman Catholics (and Orthodox too, I think, but I'm not 100% sure) consecrate the bread and wine into His body and blood. No other church does that or claims to do that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no shit. i meant it's not literally his blood and body. c'mon now kid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No you're misunderstanding me. I'm saying that Catholics believe that the bread and wine literally ARE Christ's body and blood. When you make a statement like that you need to be more precise because a good population of Christians do believe it is literally the body and the blood.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this argument between courage wolf and "jr courage wolf" is the highlight of my night.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha and if you scroll down the page it looks like Courage_Wolf is just posting random comments all down the page in consecutive order.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it does appear that way because of the same picture

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did you get the man's picture?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it probably wasn't hard. his picture is really the picture of an actor from New Zealand

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Which one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

which one what?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The one about communion which is clearly a joke, or the one about his name?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this a knock knock joke?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

who's there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amos

by Anonymous 13 years ago

amos whom

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amosquito just bit me! And that really hurts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

knock knock

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Who is there?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

courage wolf

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Courage wolf who?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

COurage wolf is just above!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nak nak

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnu8-hP_wgQ

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gross!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*sexy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...My head hurts. frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm with you this is confusing the hell outta me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WELL SCREW YOU

by Anonymous 13 years ago