+119 Whenever a line of dialog is said to be "ejaculated" you should imagine that character screaming it mid-orgasm, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"We're not going to use magic!" Ron ejaculated loudly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"my prayers are heard!" ejaculated St. John.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats exactly what I was thinking of. And the fact the he ejaculated loudly makes it even funnier. :) My mind plays a loud ejaculation noise. "UNGUUUHHHH. WERE NOT GOING TO USE MAGIC. AGHHH!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A book I read in high school used "ejaculated" for "said" in only one scene: a large boy orgy. It only made it worse...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically it's synonymous with "yelled" but D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ill

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg this is still so funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago