This is a legitimate reaction if she is letting crumbs fall on the floor and not cleaning them up, as if she owned the place. I sometimes yell at random people at my local starbucks for doing this with their pastry treats.
Honestly! Does she really need to write so fucking neatly? It's fucking insane! What is the pencil her goddamn slave, doing as she fucking says all the mother fucking time?
Yeah, we were within seconds of commenting. That's why I miss the time of publication the old amirite had. Then people wouldn't be all, "SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT YA STUPID NUT MUNCHER!!"
" look at all these other babies eating thier fucking crackers. Well I don't eat crackers I eat (insert hipster baby food here). How you like me now bitches!!!"
You have to dominate the entire toilet, however. The best strategy is to perform criss-cross peeing motions so the entire toilet knows of your utter domination.
ESCUSE ME, BITCH. I cayn't help bein bettah than you at EVRTHANG! Bitch, you need tado is pull dat ten-foot stick outya narrah ass so ya stop pmsin bout evrthang. Imma punt yo cunt if you don't step off, assface! AND dont you even think about snatchin' my weave.
I kept getting push notifs that ppl were commenting on one of my favorite posts (this one) so I'm like wth why is everybody paying attention to this all the sudden:
Oh it's post of the day!!!
Sorry.. bows head bottom lip trembles starts to cry wails like a banshee being
beaten with a crow bar sniffles sniffles turn into pig like
snorting drools on self breathes deeply through
mouth drool blocks air passage
way can't breath I die
Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too ASS LICKER!
Look at this idiot...commenting...I need some loves too ASS LICKER!
put da god on your back doe
It's funny because I'm God_the_Almighty and already have so many loves and am so amazing I don't need anymore. </humbleness>
I like how you always comment asking for loves and then get them.
I WANT LOVES TOO! LOVE MY COMMENT! PLEASE!!
LOVES!!!!!!
the only reason i loved this comment was so i could un-love it.
BURN!
yeah, i mean, like look at this bitch. Asking for loves like she owns the damn place!
My friend, now I know that you wouldn't steal my thing, silly.
Except its not a thing.
i hate you
Look at her asking the teacher a question. What a freaking idiot. She doesn't know anything. Loser.
Fucking bitch making fun of know-it-alls just because she doesn't know anything.
Look at this piece of crap, hating on this user just because they didn't get post of the day.
Look at this motherfucker. That is all.
Look at this guy using the internet like he runs it.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Look at this idiot, using a irritated face for a username, like he can't think of an actual username or make a damn account.
Look at this arse, not realizing I'm a crazy ADHD bitch.
I can't even remember what this was about, LOL.
Fucking bitch asking is she can be excused...
look at her asking the teacher if she needs any help, what a fucking kissup!
You're the one who's stupid youre failing classes
This is a legitimate reaction if she is letting crumbs fall on the floor and not cleaning them up, as if she owned the place. I sometimes yell at random people at my local starbucks for doing this with their pastry treats.
they are going to come in one day pour crumbs all over the place then shoot you in the face...sorry bud
and you have every right to!
"Okay does she REALLY need to blow her nose THAT hard? Who does she think she is!"
THAT HOOLIGAN.
Is this bitch. For real?
Look at these pedestrians crossing like they have the fucking right away
of way, you mean?
Whoops! Sorry about that
Look at that slut! Walking around spreading STDs to everyone!
That seems like a legitimate reason to get mad at someone...
Look at that asshole. Get a haircut.
Actually, I'm growing it out and then donating it to people who lost their hair because of chemo therapy.
Yeah, don't judge until you know the full story.
I don't think anyone wants your asshole hairs, not even cancer patients.
FUCKING JUDGE EVERYBODY!!
-Simon
Where did Simon go? I miss him...
He goes where he stays, in a transit city where no one can escape...
...Brisbane
It's true, they don't let you leave...ever
Honestly! Does she really need to write so fucking neatly? It's fucking insane! What is the pencil her goddamn slave, doing as she fucking says all the mother fucking time?
Whoa. I managed to say fucking every sentence. Didn't know I was capable f that.
capable! f that!*
That's what you meant.
Holy shit I promise I didn't see your comment when I commented almost the same thing. Lol
Yeah, we were within seconds of commenting. That's why I miss the time of publication the old amirite had. Then people wouldn't be all, "SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT YA STUPID NUT MUNCHER!!"
Naw. Naw.
New amirite still has that. Hover your mousey-mouse over the date posted.
Time stamp magically appears!
Yuhr welcum.
What form of dark sorcery is this?
Except for the first sentence...
6th grade English. Honestly! Is an exclamation; not a complete sentence.
Yes, but you said "...every sentence" not every complete sentence
*Didn't know I was capable, fuck that
Cough Tryhard Cough
Look at her drinking water from a bottle! Doesn't even care about the environment, probably cause the damn BP spill.
Look at this bitch. Don't anybody care if you are environmentally aware!
First Rule of Truth, mothafucka!
Look at that bitch! Sleeping in her bedroom like she owns the place! Wait...
um um ummmm, what are you doing in her bedroom again?
Lookin at that bitch, I pressume.
I don't think I should say.
http://ctrlv.in/44667
For diversity
http://ctrlv.in/44681
http://ctrlv.in/44688
Baby eating a cracker. Get it? GET IT?!
okay i'm done -.-
i actually just pissed my pants laughing.
I just started watching The Walking Dead yesterday!
It looks like the black baby got branded since there is a Masterfile logo across his picture.
http://ctrlv.in/44671
MOAR CUTE BABIES EATING CRACKERS
http://ctrlv.in/44680
Sorry. This isn't all that cute.
http://ctrlv.in/44684
" look at all these other babies eating thier fucking crackers. Well I don't eat crackers I eat (insert hipster baby food here). How you like me now bitches!!!"
We don't.
hahahha what a pimp!
http://ctrlv.in/44685
your babie's FAT. i win
MINES KEWTER
aw is that you? whaaadda cutie! <3
okay there are certain limitations to this "bitch" calling.
"Um, I have a question" YEAH NO FUCKIN' SHIT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ASKING
hahhah omg that annoys the crap out of me!
"Can i ask you a question?"
obviously you just did.
She had to learn somehow...
My science teacher seriously did that once.
"Yes?"
"can i ask a question?"
"Yes."
"Okay, so-"
"Anymore questions?"
Sometimes when I'm mad, I pee right smack in the middle of the toilet water to show my dominance.
You have to dominate the entire toilet, however. The best strategy is to perform criss-cross peeing motions so the entire toilet knows of your utter domination.
As a girl, I feel left out and also slightly disgusted.
I know. (blank)
Mmm, but then it's loud and there's splatter :|
Look at her.. Eating all those white people like she owns the damn place.
Look at that JewishDoggy... What, agnosticism isn't good enough for you?
no cuz I liek waring a Jew hat
lol, i was just reading through all the boring amirites when my eyes came across yours and i actually laughed out loud
haha its so true, right?
rubs forehead twice
Look at this mofo rubbing their forehead an even amount of times...
Rubs dick once. And again... and oh, this is getting good. A few more times.... frequently now... there we go.
scratches wrist 5 times
LOL AT THE UNEDUCATED NON BROTHER HOOD MEMBERS.
ESCUSE ME, BITCH. I cayn't help bein bettah than you at EVRTHANG! Bitch, you need tado is pull dat ten-foot stick outya narrah ass so ya stop pmsin bout evrthang. Imma punt yo cunt if you don't step off, assface! AND dont you even think about snatchin' my weave.
BITCH
-Trya
at first i'm like
and then I'm like "oh, it's trya. that makes sense."
Look at this bitch, typing without correcting her words!
Look at this bitch, spellin her own damn name wrong. Shit tyra get it together.
I kept getting push notifs that ppl were commenting on one of my favorite posts (this one) so I'm like wth why is everybody paying attention to this all the sudden:
Oh it's post of the day!!!
heehee i didn't even realize i got POTD until i read this...i'm such a ditz.
Look at this girl not even knowing about getting the potd. shaking my head
Hhaha i guess by my standards, that makes me quite the bitch!
Im eating crackers in class right now, I hope no one hates me resulting in my becoming of a bitch who assumes the property is belonged to them
http://ctrlv.in/44799
Lmao! where did you find that?
I made it with Meme generator.
Oh haha good stuff.
HOOOOOOLLLLYYY CRAP you replied fast to that o__O
Yes, I just logged on to Amirite and replied to that.
3 seconds later, BAM!
Oh I have the app so I don't really have to be logged on 24/7 but I can get to it really quick
Not gonna lie, this actually made my day !
This would be the best meme ever.
Best. Meme. Ever.
Or when you like somebody and everything they do is attractive
Oohh myyyy gosh! Just look at the way he's scratching his ass and adjusting his junk, THAT'S SO HOT!!
OMG yeah it is!
Yeah it is. Nice van
I'd love a ride in it
ugh, look at that bitch, trying to escape the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
Look at all these mothafucking comments, clogging up my notification page like they own the place :0
Do it!! Do it!!
Look at this bitch killing people with her caps lock on.
Sorry..
bows head
bottom lip trembles
starts to cry
wails like a banshee being
beaten with a crow bar
sniffles
sniffles turn into pig like
snorting
drools on self
breathes deeply through
mouth
drool blocks air passage
way
can't breath
I die
cough reply cough
tennisgrl95 do you go to SJA?
this is more of a message thing....
WELL THEN..........yes.
Damn niggers and their crackers.
Dude i had the exact same post word for word!! I got it from 9gag motherfuckerr and it got removed!! -___-
then what the hell is the point of that thing that supposedly "searches for you" when you make a post? i dont get it...
no im not worried. ill be sure to search next time i wasn't aware that it did that (since my post is word for word) but it's all good.
Don't worry. my posts get removed ALL THE DAMN TIME. The search bar NEVER works for me. EVER
Well look at this motherfucker, getting butthurt over the removal of his post. Fuck you guy!!!!
I was the one who reported it
Banoffe pie!
Sorry, but I felt I had to break the trend of unfunny adaptations of the OP.
Look at this bitch, talking about pie like a fucking expert. You are not the damn pie connoisseur.
Look at this bitch, saying big words like a damn English teacher.
I'm so sick of seeing fucking tumblr shit on here. This website is getting more and more pathetic.
http://ctrlv.in/44668
Look at this mofo griping aboot the POTD.
ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?
Trollin' around like he owns the place.
You think you're better just 'cause you watch OWN? STEP OFF, MOTHAFUCKA!
I think he's serious. And I agree to an extent.
http://ctrlv.in/44669
Look at this guy so sick of tumblr shit when all he has to do is not look at tumblr so he won't know that's where it's from
If you hate it so much, why don't you leave?
Look at this bitch spelling love with her fingers, thats so unoriginal it's pathetic.
And loads of things from tumblr are from other websites. What's your point?