+2,017 Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a legitimate reaction if she is letting crumbs fall on the floor and not cleaning them up, as if she owned the place. I sometimes yell at random people at my local starbucks for doing this with their pastry treats.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and you have every right to!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at her asking the teacher a question. What a freaking idiot. She doesn't know anything. Loser.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're the one who's stupid youre failing classes

by Anonymous 13 years ago

look at her asking the teacher if she needs any help, what a fucking kissup!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too ASS LICKER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this idiot...commenting...I need some loves too ASS LICKER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how you always comment asking for loves and then get them. I WANT LOVES TOO! LOVE MY COMMENT! PLEASE!! LOVES!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend, now I know that you wouldn't steal my thing, silly. Except its not a thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the only reason i loved this comment was so i could un-love it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BURN!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, i mean, like look at this bitch. Asking for loves like she owns the damn place!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i hate you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at that slut! Walking around spreading STDs to everyone!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That seems like a legitimate reason to get mad at someone...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at that asshole. Get a haircut.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I'm growing it out and then donating it to people who lost their hair because of chemo therapy. Yeah, don't judge until you know the full story.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think anyone wants your asshole hairs, not even cancer patients.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCKING JUDGE EVERYBODY!! -Simon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where did Simon go? I miss him...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He goes where he stays, in a transit city where no one can escape... ...**Brisbane**

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's true, they don't let you leave...ever wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol, i was just reading through all the boring amirites when my eyes came across yours and i actually laughed out loud

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha its so true, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm so sick of seeing fucking tumblr shit on here. This website is getting more and more pathetic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44668

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44669

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this mofo griping aboot the POTD. ISN'T THAT ADORABLE? goo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Trollin' around like he owns the place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You think you're better just 'cause you watch OWN? STEP OFF, MOTHAFUCKA! yum

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbvSywXDbxI&feature=related

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX1pWJMVlE4

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think he's serious. And I agree to an extent.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this guy so sick of tumblr shit when all he has to do is not look at tumblr so he won't know that's where it's from

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you hate it so much, why don't you leave?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this bitch spelling love with her fingers, thats so unoriginal it's pathetic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And loads of things from tumblr are from other websites. What's your point?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*rubs forehead twice*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this mofo rubbing their forehead an even amount of times...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*scratches wrist 5 times*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rubs dick once. And again... and oh, this is getting good. A few more times.... frequently now... there we go.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL AT THE UNEDUCATED NON BROTHER HOOD MEMBERS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Okay does she REALLY need to blow her nose THAT hard? Who does she think she is!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THAT HOOLIGAN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is this bitch. For real?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44667

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44671

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your babie's FAT. i win troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MINES KEWTER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MOAR CUTE BABIES EATING CRACKERS http://ctrlv.in/44680

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry. This isn't all that cute. http://ctrlv.in/44684

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahha what a pimp!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

" look at all these other babies eating thier fucking crackers. Well I don't eat crackers I eat (insert hipster baby food here). How you like me now bitches!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We don't. un

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44685

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aw is that you? whaaadda cutie! <3 okay there are certain limitations to this "bitch" calling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For diversity http://ctrlv.in/44681

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44688 Baby eating a cracker. Get it? GET IT?! okay i'm done -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i actually just pissed my pants laughing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just started watching //The// //Walking// //Dead// yesterday!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It looks like the black baby got branded since there is a Masterfile logo across his picture.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ESCUSE ME, BITCH. I cayn't help bein bettah than you at EVRTHANG! Bitch, you need tado is pull dat ten-foot stick outya narrah ass so ya stop pmsin bout evrthang. Imma punt yo cunt if you don't step off, assface! AND dont you even think about snatchin' my weave. **BITCH** -Trya

by Anonymous 13 years ago

at first i'm like lolwut and then I'm like "oh, it's trya. that makes sense."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this bitch, typing without correcting her words!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this bitch, spellin her own damn name wrong. Shit tyra get it together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly! Does she really need to write so fucking neatly? It's fucking insane! What is the pencil her goddamn slave, doing as she fucking says all the mother fucking time?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa. I managed to say fucking every sentence. Didn't know I was capable f that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

capable! f that!* That's what you meant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Holy shit I promise I didn't see your comment when I commented almost the same thing. Lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, we were within seconds of commenting. That's why I miss the time of publication the old amirite had. Then people wouldn't be all, "SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT YA STUPID NUT MUNCHER!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Naw. Naw. New amirite still has that. Hover your mousey-mouse over the date posted. Time stamp magically appears! Yuhr welcum.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What form of dark sorcery is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Didn't know I was capable, fuck that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Cough* Tryhard *Cough*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_a5Mvw0j1rY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for the first sentence...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

6th grade English. Honestly! Is an exclamation; not a complete sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, but you said "...every sentence" not every complete sentence

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Banoffe pie! Sorry, but I felt I had to break the trend of unfunny adaptations of the OP.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this bitch, talking about pie like a fucking expert. You are not the damn pie connoisseur.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this bitch, saying big words like a damn English teacher.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at her.. Eating all those white people like she owns the damn place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at that JewishDoggy... What, agnosticism isn't good enough for you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no cuz I liek waring a Jew hat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I kept getting push notifs that ppl were commenting on one of my favorite posts (this one) so I'm like wth why is everybody paying attention to this all the sudden: Oh it's post of the day!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heehee i didn't even realize i got POTD until i read this...i'm such a ditz.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this girl not even knowing about getting the potd. *shaking my head*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hhaha i guess by my standards, that makes me quite the bitch!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not gonna lie, this actually made my day !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at her drinking water from a bottle! Doesn't even care about the environment, probably cause the damn BP spill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at this bitch. Don't anybody care if you are environmentally aware! First Rule of Truth, mothafucka!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at that bitch! Sleeping in her bedroom like she owns the place! Wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um um ummmm, what are you doing in her bedroom again?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lookin at that bitch, I pressume.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think I should say.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Um, I have a question" YEAH NO FUCKIN' SHIT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ASKING

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahhah omg that annoys the crap out of me! "Can i ask you a question?" obviously you just did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She had to learn somehow... frown

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My science teacher seriously did that once. "Yes?" "can i ask a question?" "Yes." "Okay, so-" "Anymore questions?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at these pedestrians crossing like they have the fucking right away

by Anonymous 13 years ago

of way, you mean?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoops! Sorry about that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sometimes when I'm mad, I pee right smack in the middle of the toilet water to show my dominance.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know. (blank)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmm, but then it's loud and there's splatter :|

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You have to dominate the entire toilet, however. The best strategy is to perform criss-cross peeing motions so the entire toilet knows of your utter domination.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a girl, I feel left out and also slightly disgusted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude i had the exact same post word for word!! I got it from 9gag motherfuckerr and it got removed!! -___-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well look at this motherfucker, getting butthurt over the removal of his post. Fuck you guy!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was the one who reported it wary

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tennisgrl95 do you go to SJA?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is more of a message thing....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ugh, look at that bitch, trying to escape the Aperture Science Enrichment Center

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This would be the best meme ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best. Meme. Ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im eating crackers in class right now, I hope no one hates me resulting in my becoming of a bitch who assumes the property is belonged to them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/44799

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmao! where did you find that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I made it with Meme generator.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh haha good stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOOOOOOLLLLYYY CRAP you replied fast to that o__O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh I have the app so I don't really have to be logged on 24/7 but I can get to it really quick

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or when you like somebody and everything they do is attractive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oohh myyyy gosh! Just look at the way he's scratching his ass and adjusting his junk, THAT'S SO HOT!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG yeah it is!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look at all these mothafucking comments, clogging up my notification page like they own the place :0

by Anonymous 13 years ago