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Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

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Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too ASS LICKER!

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +208Reply
@Serg Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too ASS LICKER!

Look at this idiot...commenting...I need some loves too ASS LICKER!

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +72Reply
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@1529072

put da god on your back doe

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@1531914

It's funny because I'm God_the_Almighty and already have so many loves and am so amazing I don't need anymore. </humbleness>

@God_the_Almighty Look at this idiot...commenting...I need some loves too ASS LICKER!

I like how you always comment asking for loves and then get them.

I WANT LOVES TOO! LOVE MY COMMENT! PLEASE!!

LOVES!!!!!!

Anonymous -44Reply

Look at her asking the teacher a question. What a freaking idiot. She doesn't know anything. Loser.

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +191Reply
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@1527015

Fucking bitch making fun of know-it-alls just because she doesn't know anything.

@YeahIAm Fucking bitch making fun of know-it-alls just because she doesn't know anything.

Look at this piece of crap, hating on this user just because they didn't get post of the day.

@YeahIAm Look at this motherfucker. That is all.

Look at this guy using the internet like he runs it.

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@1561823

Look at this idiot, using a irritated face for a username, like he can't think of an actual username or make a damn account.

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@1563241

Look at this arse, not realizing I'm a crazy ADHD bitch.
I can't even remember what this was about, LOL.

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@1532386

Fucking bitch asking is she can be excused...

This is a legitimate reaction if she is letting crumbs fall on the floor and not cleaning them up, as if she owned the place. I sometimes yell at random people at my local starbucks for doing this with their pastry treats.

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@1531405

they are going to come in one day pour crumbs all over the place then shoot you in the face...sorry bud

yupperss avatar yuppers Yeah You Are +4Reply

"Okay does she REALLY need to blow her nose THAT hard? Who does she think she is!"

Glen_Coco4s avatar Glen_Coco4 Yeah You Are +47Reply

Look at these pedestrians crossing like they have the fucking right away

CABSAREHEREs avatar CABSAREHERE Yeah You Are +39Reply

Look at that slut! Walking around spreading STDs to everyone!

lovesarah2982s avatar lovesarah2982 Yeah You Are +36Reply
@lovesarah2982 Look at that slut! Walking around spreading STDs to everyone!

That seems like a legitimate reason to get mad at someone...

BigTRexs avatar BigTRex Yeah You Are +128Reply

Look at that asshole. Get a haircut.

Anonymous +35Reply
@Look at that asshole. Get a haircut.

Actually, I'm growing it out and then donating it to people who lost their hair because of chemo therapy.

Yeah, don't judge until you know the full story.

Anonymous -29Reply

Honestly! Does she really need to write so fucking neatly? It's fucking insane! What is the pencil her goddamn slave, doing as she fucking says all the mother fucking time?

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +34Reply
KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Shadi capable! f that!* That's what you meant.

Holy shit I promise I didn't see your comment when I commented almost the same thing. Lol

@amiritesucksnow Holy shit I promise I didn't see your comment when I commented almost the same thing. Lol

Yeah, we were within seconds of commenting. That's why I miss the time of publication the old amirite had. Then people wouldn't be all, "SOMEONE ALREADY SAID THAT YA STUPID NUT MUNCHER!!"

@Shadi Yeah, we were within seconds of commenting. That's why I miss the time of publication the old amirite had. Then...

Naw. Naw.
New amirite still has that. Hover your mousey-mouse over the date posted.
Time stamp magically appears!
Yuhr welcum.

Anonymous +3Reply
@Thatguyinyourcloset Except for the first sentence...

6th grade English. Honestly! Is an exclamation; not a complete sentence.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are 0Reply
@KirstenAnn 6th grade English. Honestly! Is an exclamation; not a complete sentence.

Yes, but you said "...every sentence" not every complete sentence

Look at her drinking water from a bottle! Doesn't even care about the environment, probably cause the damn BP spill.

@Ras Look at her drinking water from a bottle! Doesn't even care about the environment, probably cause the damn BP spill.

Look at this bitch. Don't anybody care if you are environmentally aware!

First Rule of Truth, mothafucka!

Look at that bitch! Sleeping in her bedroom like she owns the place! Wait...

@EpicBoy For diversity http://ctrlv.in/44681

It looks like the black baby got branded since there is a Masterfile logo across his picture.

@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/44667

aw is that you? whaaadda cutie! <3
okay there are certain limitations to this "bitch" calling.

tennisgrl95s avatar tennisgrl95 Yeah You Are +3Reply

"Um, I have a question" YEAH NO FUCKIN' SHIT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ASKING

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +25Reply
@swimlax "Um, I have a question" YEAH NO FUCKIN' SHIT THAT'S WHAT WE'RE ASKING

My science teacher seriously did that once.
"Yes?"
"can i ask a question?"
"Yes."
"Okay, so-"
"Anymore questions?"

alison_lees avatar alison_lee Yeah You Are +2Reply

Sometimes when I'm mad, I pee right smack in the middle of the toilet water to show my dominance.

Look at her.. Eating all those white people like she owns the damn place.

lol, i was just reading through all the boring amirites when my eyes came across yours and i actually laughed out loud

rubs forehead twice

Anonymous +11Reply
@rubs forehead twice

Look at this mofo rubbing their forehead an even amount of times...

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +116Reply
@rubs forehead twice

Rubs dick once. And again... and oh, this is getting good. A few more times.... frequently now... there we go.

Anonymous +18Reply
@rubs forehead twice

scratches wrist 5 times

@rubs forehead twice

LOL AT THE UNEDUCATED NON BROTHER HOOD MEMBERS.

Albert_Einsteins avatar Albert_Einstein Yeah You Are -1Reply

ESCUSE ME, BITCH. I cayn't help bein bettah than you at EVRTHANG! Bitch, you need tado is pull dat ten-foot stick outya narrah ass so ya stop pmsin bout evrthang. Imma punt yo cunt if you don't step off, assface! AND dont you even think about snatchin' my weave.

BITCH

-Trya

Anonymous +8Reply

I kept getting push notifs that ppl were commenting on one of my favorite posts (this one) so I'm like wth why is everybody paying attention to this all the sudden:
Oh it's post of the day!!!

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +7Reply
@tennisgrl95 heehee i didn't even realize i got POTD until i read this...i'm such a ditz.

Look at this girl not even knowing about getting the potd. shaking my head

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +24Reply
@SkylarOctavious Look at this girl not even knowing about getting the potd. shaking my head

Hhaha i guess by my standards, that makes me quite the bitch!

tennisgrl95s avatar tennisgrl95 Yeah You Are +9Reply

Im eating crackers in class right now, I hope no one hates me resulting in my becoming of a bitch who assumes the property is belonged to them

HenryUngs avatar HenryUng Yeah You Are +7Reply
@BurnyBurn http://ctrlv.in/44799

Lmao! where did you find that?

@SkylarOctavious Oh haha good stuff.

HOOOOOOLLLLYYY CRAP you replied fast to that o__O

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@1535624

Yes, I just logged on to Amirite and replied to that.

3 seconds later, BAM!

@BurnyBurn HOOOOOOLLLLYYY CRAP you replied fast to that o__O

Oh I have the app so I don't really have to be logged on 24/7 but I can get to it really quick

Not gonna lie, this actually made my day !

Anonymous +6Reply

This would be the best meme ever.

Or when you like somebody and everything they do is attractive

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@1533078

Yeah it is. Nice van

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@1533082

I'd love a ride in it

ugh, look at that bitch, trying to escape the Aperture Science Enrichment Center

Look at all these mothafucking comments, clogging up my notification page like they own the place :0

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@1533072

Do it!! Do it!!

Anonymous +1Reply
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@1533076

Look at this bitch killing people with her caps lock on.

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +8Reply
@1533076

Sorry..
bows head
bottom lip trembles
starts to cry
wails like a banshee being
beaten with a crow bar

sniffles
sniffles turn into pig like
snorting

drools on self
breathes deeply through
mouth

drool blocks air passage
way

can't breath
I die

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@1533091

cough reply cough

tennisgrl95 do you go to SJA?

@victoria tennisgrl95 do you go to SJA?

this is more of a message thing....

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@1532597

WELL THEN..........yes.

tennisgrl95s avatar tennisgrl95 Yeah You Are +1Reply

Damn niggers and their crackers.

Anonymous -4Reply

Dude i had the exact same post word for word!! I got it from 9gag motherfuckerr and it got removed!! -___-

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@1532217

then what the hell is the point of that thing that supposedly "searches for you" when you make a post? i dont get it...

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@1532241

no im not worried. ill be sure to search next time i wasn't aware that it did that (since my post is word for word) but it's all good.

@Nigglet then what the hell is the point of that thing that supposedly "searches for you" when you make a post? i dont get it...

Don't worry. my posts get removed ALL THE DAMN TIME. The search bar NEVER works for me. EVER

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are +4Reply
@Nigglet Dude i had the exact same post word for word!! I got it from 9gag motherfuckerr and it got removed!! -___-

Well look at this motherfucker, getting butthurt over the removal of his post. Fuck you guy!!!!

Anonymous +17Reply

Banoffe pie!

Sorry, but I felt I had to break the trend of unfunny adaptations of the OP.

Anonymous -14Reply
@Banoffe pie! Sorry, but I felt I had to break the trend of unfunny adaptations of the OP.

Look at this bitch, talking about pie like a fucking expert. You are not the damn pie connoisseur.

I'm so sick of seeing fucking tumblr shit on here. This website is getting more and more pathetic.

@x4everxlove101 I'm so sick of seeing fucking tumblr shit on here. This website is getting more and more pathetic.

Look at this guy so sick of tumblr shit when all he has to do is not look at tumblr so he won't know that's where it's from

CABSAREHEREs avatar CABSAREHERE Yeah You Are +21Reply
@x4everxlove101 I'm so sick of seeing fucking tumblr shit on here. This website is getting more and more pathetic.

Look at this bitch spelling love with her fingers, thats so unoriginal it's pathetic.

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