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In the middle of those cliche scenes in cheesy romance movies where inspiring music plays while the couple runs toward each other in slow motion, it would be a nice change to have some random guy pop out, shank the male protagonist while going "Boom, bitch!" thrust his pelvis toward the camera and run off, amirite?

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This reminds me of Doctor Who. They were doing a romantic slow run for all of ten seconds before a dalek popped up and shot him.

FlyingGuineaPig +3Reply

Nice detail. I see you've thought about this a lot.

Nacklefoodle 0Reply

That's what Shane Dawson is for.

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