In the middle of those cliche scenes in cheesy romance movies where inspiring music plays while the couple runs toward each other in slow motion, it would be a nice change to have some random guy pop out, shank the male protagonist while going "Boom, bitch!" thrust his pelvis toward...

+223 In the middle of those cliche scenes in cheesy romance movies where inspiring music plays while the couple runs toward each other in slow motion, it would be a nice change to have some random guy pop out, shank the male protagonist while going "Boom, bitch!" thrust his pelvis toward the camera and run off, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nice detail. I see you've thought about this a lot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminds me of Doctor Who. They were doing a romantic slow run for all of ten seconds before a dalek popped up and shot him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what Shane Dawson is for.

by Anonymous 12 years ago