+346 If Muslims REALLY wanted to find 72 virgins, they could've just gone to the MW3 midnight launch, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, if they went there, a couple hundred COD crazy terrorist hating nerds would have mobbed them

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Gamesworkshop

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was something on family guy where a suicide bomber got to heaven and he just sees 72 complete geeks sitting there on laptops. One says "wanna come play magic the gathering?" and the suicide bomber just throws up his fists angrily and shouts "OSAMA!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey... I went to that...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So did I... But I'm your moms boyfriend. I'm not a virgin. TAKE THAT OSAMA!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just can't believe they never specifies the gender, even after Achmed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wonder how those guys even know what a woman looks like, they are all wrapped up until the marriage cerimony.

by Anonymous 5 years ago