Whenever someone's talking to you and you don't really want to talk with them just stare right above their head. Eventually they'll turn around and ask what your staring at. Now you hit them across the head with the pole you've been reaching for behind your back. Problem solved, amirite?

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why the fuck is this tagged under abortion and zoidberg?

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abort zoidberg
problem solved

the simple fact of the matter is you would be better off with a hammer in your belt. that way, you can swing faster and harder, and you can carry it with you. plus, the end that is sharp is great for eyes!

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