When I was young, I used to pretend I was a smoker...
I pretended I was a dragon.
Isn't being a hippo enough for you?
I secretly want to be a superdragonhippo someday.
Dragon impersonations FTW.
I haven't been able to do that in Miami since I was eight.
Really? I live somewhat near there but I can still do it.
Where I live, it's rarely gotten below seventy degrees this year.
Damn sounds rough to live in Miami.
Problem: Can't make cool clouds with breath due to weather
Solution: Step into a walk-in freezer