If you won the lottery, you'd donate at least half of your winnings, amirite?

Why are all your posts either puns or cheesy posts about being a wonderful well-rounded person?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They aren't...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It certainly seems like it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

maybe he's just a nice guy? haha

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Impossible

by Anonymous 11 years ago

NAH im too greedy :S

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Biiiiiiitch I'm buying a boat and several victoria secret models

by Anonymous 12 years ago

To my family! I'd make sure my whole family was set for life. Pay all their bills and debts, then top it off with a couple million per household. Then keep the rest.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A couple million per household? You realize most grand prize lottery winnings are //one// million or less, correct?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When I think of winning the lottery I think of the big ones. I've been reading about some lottery being up to $300,000,000 (something like that).

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Seriously? The most I've ever even //heard// of is like 5 million. And it's not like a live in a ghetto or something, either. Interesting.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My friend actually just bought some tickets for the lottery and it was over $100,000,000. I don't remember the exact numbers, but it in the hundred millions.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wow. That's mind boggling. Where do you live?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Cincinnati, Ohio.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lottery_jackpot_records#section_1 These are just the ones that were won.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I see. Thank you for the links. a 2 billion jackpot o_O. And come to think of it, I've realized that we were talking about Skyline at one point, so I should have assumed that, haha.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh yeah! Skyline yum

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Good times :p. I've only actually been to Cincinnati because some of my cousins live there, though. And did you know there was a Skyline in Florida? Just one, but I think that's the only in the world besides the ones in Cincinatti (and maybe the surrounding areas).

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, you told me that last time we talked about it!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh yeah! Cool stuff, haha.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I made an epicmealtime pizza with my friends recently and we topped it with skyline chili. It worked very well!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's an excellent idea! Although I don't have access to Skyline chili, I'll have to try that with regular chili. Was there anything else about the pizza that made it 'epicmealtime?'

by Anonymous 11 years ago

We started with pizza dough. Then put eight McDonald's burgers on it (without the buns). Then topped that with macaroni and cheese, more pizza dough, and a bacon weave. Then we baked it in the oven and topped it with skyline chili and cheddar cheese. The whole thing was about 6 inches tall and weighed 5-7 pounds. It was delicious.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sounds like the definition of infinitely amazing and delicious. This is definitely the first thing I need to do when I have the opportunity.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I agree. I plan to make it again yum

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It was*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I wouldn't donate half. Maybe 20-some percent.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well considering the only thing I win when I play the lottery is about $5, I don't think $2.50 would make much of a difference

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd like to think that I would, but when it comes down to it, I probably would donate less than half. It all depends on how much money I had won though...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'd like to think of the millions of tax dollars as a donation.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would donate my money... TO ALL MY BITCHES AT THE STRIP CLUB! WOOOOOOO!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Depends how much I win. If I won 5 million or less I'd probably keep it all, if I won 50 million I'd definitely give half away.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

More like a quarter of my winnings at te very most.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just like everyone else is saying... It all depends on how much you win. I would definitely donate to charity regardless how much I win. But first I want to make sure my family is set for life before doing so.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This post makes me feel like an asshole...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That's impossible. Asshole's don't feel like anything.

by Anonymous 11 years ago