+1,227 Lazy rule number 42: If it isn't on the first page of Google, it doesn't exist, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahhaha, 42. good choice of number.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you look that up on Google?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you google "The answer to life, the universe, and everything," you find it... Just wondering

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bro, he read the books ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, SHE did read the books.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, MY bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

unless it's porn. then it exists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's under Internet Rules, Rule 34. Know your rules people, know your rules.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought that was rule 69?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lazy rule #...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are the first 41 rules?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. If the remote is more than arms length away, it's impossible to reach 2. It is forbidden to ever get up for your own beverage, you must always ask as many people as possible to get it for you 3. If no one will get you the drink (lazy bastards), you must rethink your thirst 4. Homework is going to take longer than 30 minutes? It's not that important 5. Homework isn't due tomorrow? Thats not getting started tonight 6. Don't set a passoword on your phone, it takes too much energy to enter in EVERY TIME you open your phone 7. Walking from class to class on a daily basis is enough exercise, therefore you can spend the rest of your time on amirite? 8. You must fill your arms to the maximum capacity when moving things so you don't have to ever make two trips 9. If you can't reach your phone charger from your comfy bed, don't bother plugging it in 10. Lifting your arm is too tiring when you first wake up, so just sleep through your alarm clock instead of hitting snooze 11. It takes too much energy to actually find the people in your house you need to talk to, just call them from your cell phone no matter how close you are 41. Don't write all the lazy rules- it's a waste of time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

#8 Why are you moving things? Get other people to move them for you

by Anonymous 13 years ago