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Sodium and chlorine are going out now, how ionic! amirite?

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This piece of gossip is a little salty.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +65Reply
@amiritesucksnow Na.

I hate science! It can kiss my arsenic sulfide.

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@1565596

neon-vanadium-erbium
gallium-nitrogen-sodium
germanium-iodine-vanadium-europium
uranium-phosphorus

troll smilie

@lonely_jew neon-vanadium-erbium gallium-nitrogen-sodium germanium-iodine-vanadium-europium uranium-phosphorus

neon-vanadium-erbium
gallium-nitrogen-sodium
germanium-iodine-vanadium-europium
*yttrium oxygen uranium
uranium-phosphorus

Anonymous +2Reply
@the first letters go nve gns give you up. rick rolled? close enough?

It goes by chemical formulas, Ne for neon, V for vandium, Er for erbium and so on.
NeVEr GaNNa GIVE YOU UP.
All I did was add a the YOU, lonely jew did the rest.

@1565596

translation please?

Anonymous 0Reply
@I hate science! It can kiss my arsenic sulfide.

I would also make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

Anonymous +13Reply
@I hate science! It can kiss my arsenic sulfide.

Hey that's mine! I spent like all of chemistry class thinking of that!

@lonely_jew Hey that's mine! I spent like all of chemistry class thinking of that!

I was just about to say that! I spent a period of chemistry class making bad words out of the elements and Arsenic Sulfur was my favorite.

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@1565582

I love science! You don't like it, SO?

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are 0Reply
@KirstenAnn This piece of gossip is a little salty.

Dogs can only know one element Rf..........

Anonymous +8Reply

A post of the day with less than 30 votes on it? STOP GIVING ANTHONY BJS

@runnerdude A post of the day with less than 30 votes on it? STOP GIVING ANTHONY BJS

At least it's not about loving someone you never met before... She had to have done waayyy more than a bj.

Anonymous +1Reply

Oh crap. Chemistry. A subject that I know nothing about. I guess the only thing to say here is "penis". Penis.

@Brettward95 Oh crap. Chemistry. A subject that I know nothing about. I guess the only thing to say here is "penis". Penis.

Not that you care but I'm going to tell you anyway. The reason I don't know any chemistry is because I had a teacher who never taught me anything. I once went to class and fell asleep to the start of the period, and when I woke up only to find that we had taken a test. When I confronted him about it, he said "No worries Skylar, I'll handle it." He gave me a 89 on that test, and thats basically how the whole year went.
In the world of teachers, he was the bum of them all. Really cool guy though. smile smilie So yup thats my story.
un smilie

It's like RADIUM, IODINE, and NITROGEN on your wedding day!

@heethebobo Could you explain?

There's a song called Ironic and the chemical symbols for the elements he listed spell out rain and one of the lyrics is "its rain on your wedding day'

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +7Reply
@Shadi

The ironic thing about that song is that everything she says is ironic is actually not irony.

@Shadi

Not available on mobile! gasp

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are 0Reply

I really wanted to contribute to these chemistry jokes, but all the good jokes argon:(

Anonymous +20Reply

How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing about dead babies or sex?

This POTD is blasphemous.

Anonymous +16Reply
@How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing about dead babies or sex? This POTD is blasphemous.

How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing a completely unrelated comment that makes absolutely zero sense?

@amiritesucksnow How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing a completely unrelated comment that makes absolutely zero sense?

For a while there, all POTDs seemed to be about either abortion or sexual things.. It's completely relevant to anyone who paid attention to POTD.

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@1565620

How is it irrelevant?

I'm saying this POTD is blasphemous for not including abortion or sex. Which it doesn't. Unless I've missed the second joke here...

Anonymous -4Reply
@How is it irrelevant? I'm saying this POTD is blasphemous for not including abortion or sex. Which it doesn't...

well it kind of involves sex. After all, sodium and chlorine are dating. It could always be more.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1565667

Yeah, I read that part, thanks. However, you have to stretch your imagination to get sex into the post; it's not immediately present.

Anonymous -1Reply
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@1565677

... When you're a pervert.

Anonymous -3Reply
@... When you're a pervert.

I guess you haven't met the majority of amiriters.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +3Reply
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@1565698

I'm sad you didn't Adam savage that...

Anonymous -5Reply
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@1565707

???

"there's your problem" is one of the 'famous' Adam savage quotes... Mythbusters.. He has his own line of shirts.

So that's all spelled out for you.

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@1566085

Alternate response:

You see me trollin you hatin...

Anonymous +5Reply
@1566085

1. Please take my joke seriously. It is a serious joke.
2. Also number one
3. ADAM Savage, mastergenius.

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@1565713

What rock do you live under?

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@1565718

You must be really good at blow jobs if you can hold your breath long enough to live underwater..

Anonymous 0Reply
@KirstenAnn Oh hush up.

I like how someone went through and down voted the entire conversation here.

Anonymous 0Reply
@KirstenAnn Oh hush up.

sore subject?

This comment would be so much better if we were just talking about anal sex...

Anonymous -1Reply
@1565718

Won't Spongebob be max you're stealing his buttsecks buddy?

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@1565718

There's your problem.

Anonymous -1Reply

I love when I form a bond with that special someone.

Craig_dontyouknows avatar Craig_dontyouknow Yeah You Are +16Reply
@Nobody will bond with me... :'(

I bond with everyone. hello smilie

Anonymous +46Reply
@amiritesucksnow Fuck you alkali metal.

Fuck you dog that practices a religion.

KirstenAnns avatar KirstenAnn Yeah You Are +3Reply
@amiritesucksnow Fuck you alkali metal.

Isn't hydrogen usually not considered an alkali metal?

@MartellusBoss Yeah, she hooks up with carbon WAY too much.

I am not seeing the relevance of your comment to mine, besides that they both mention hydrogen.

@Courage_Wolf I am not seeing the relevance of your comment to mine, besides that they both mention hydrogen.

I could very well be wrong, but I think it's because alkali metals like to bond mainly with halogens, while hydrogen is off filling up carbon's electron shell, but I have no idea if this is the reason hydrogen's not an alkali metal.

@MartellusBoss I could very well be wrong, but I think it's because alkali metals like to bond mainly with halogens, while...

Hydrogen bonds with halogens as well, it just has a higher electronegativity than most alkali metals and a negative ionic form. I think it isn't typically called an alkali metal because it has very few of the properties most alkali metals have.

@amiritesucksnow Fuck you alkali metal.

You're not the only one to do that. hello smilie

Anonymous 0Reply

Eh, I can see this relationship dissolving. They don't really have a strong base here, and though it might be a rumour, I've heard that Chlorine would leave Sodium for Calcium if he makes a move.

TYPOs avatar TYPO Yeah You Are +11Reply

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People who make chemistry jokes are such arsenic sulfide.

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Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +6Reply
@Serg

as xenon TV

troll smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +14Reply

Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Bismuth, Technetium, Helium, Sulfur.
Germanium, Thulium, Oxygen, Neon, Yttrium.

What do you get when you mix sodium hydroxide and carbon sulfate? NaCHOS! kinda...

Gotta love science jokes.

Mj1996s avatar Mj1996 Yeah You Are +4Reply

This is painful...

Anonymous +3Reply

I can't think of any good science Plutonium-Nitrogen-Sulfer...

trackerjagkers avatar trackerjagker Yeah You Are +3Reply

POTD and homepaged? What is going on here?

I sense a salt theme, are we going to the beach!?

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +1Reply
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@1565663

OH SnAP! We got a bad ass over here.

It's also ionic that both of them are Holmium Einsteinium. ;D

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are -1Reply

Oh someone feels cool because they actually learned something in chemistry...too many jokes about chemistry on here...

inb4 100 Yeah You Ares

Ebony_Ways avatar Ebony_Way Yeah You Are -2Reply

That is not ionic. Chlorine is an atom or a molecule, not an ion, but sodium can refer to both. Chloride refers to the ion of chloride with charge of -1. It would be more ionic if sodium went out with chloride, especially since then there would be no confusion as to whether you would have to give extra electrons to form sodium chloride. The chloride does not bean 'chlorine-ified' sodium.

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d Yeah You Are -3Reply
@B10ckH34d That is not ionic. Chlorine is an atom or a molecule, not an ion, but sodium can refer to both. Chloride refers to...

ono smilie Sodium (element) loses an electron, which is given to chlorine, forming chloride and thus a bond. It's sodium+chlorine, not sodium+chloride.

@swimlax Sodium (element) loses an electron, which is given to chlorine, forming chloride and thus a bond. It's...

In that case, they remain atoms until marriage, when they then become ions. not during going out.

B10ckH34ds avatar B10ckH34d Yeah You Are -5Reply
@B10ckH34d That is not ionic. Chlorine is an atom or a molecule, not an ion, but sodium can refer to both. Chloride refers to...

It is too.
Sodium and chlorine lock eyes from across the dance floor. Then, because of its higher electronegativity, chlorine steals one of sodiums electrons turning itself into chloride. One thing leads to another, electronic forces to their thing, and boom, they're a couple.
How ionic!
(Yeah I know it doesn't work like that, chlorine's a BRINClHOF, blah blah blah. But then the joke doesn't work, and jokes are way more important then chemistry will ever be)

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