+752 Sodium and chlorine are going out now, how ionic! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This piece of gossip is a little salty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Na.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hate science! It can kiss my arsenic sulfide.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey that's mine! I spent like all of chemistry class thinking of that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just about to say that! I spent a period of chemistry class making bad words out of the elements and Arsenic Sulfur was my favorite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Somebody already said that sir.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would also make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Including that one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dogs can only know one element Rf..........

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People who make chemistry jokes are such arsenic sulfide.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You stole this!! Somebody call the Polonium-Polonium!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A post of the day with less than 30 votes on it? STOP GIVING ANTHONY BJS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I HPed it. Common achievement!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's still not on the homepage lmao.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least it's not about loving someone you never met before... She had to have done waayyy more than a bj.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gotta love science jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing about dead babies or sex? This POTD is blasphemous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing a completely unrelated comment that makes absolutely zero sense?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My alopecia! AAAAH! ... What were you saying?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For a while there, all POTDs seemed to be about either abortion or sexual things.. It's completely relevant to anyone who paid attention to POTD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 nacklefoodle with irony rant troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/49320

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78

by Anonymous 13 years ago

as xenon TV troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love when I form a bond with that special someone.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nobody will bond with me... :'(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I bond with everyone. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you alkali metal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't hydrogen usually not considered an alkali metal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, she hooks up with carbon WAY too much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am not seeing the relevance of your comment to mine, besides that they both mention hydrogen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I could very well be wrong, but I think it's because alkali metals like to bond mainly with halogens, while hydrogen is off filling up carbon's electron shell, but I have no idea if this is the reason hydrogen's not an alkali metal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hydrogen bonds with halogens as well, it just has a higher electronegativity than most alkali metals and a negative ionic form. I think it isn't typically called an alkali metal because it has very few of the properties most alkali metals have.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Like being a metal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's a big one :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fuck you dog that practices a religion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not the only one to do that. hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's one of the key elements of a relationship.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's like RADIUM, IODINE, and NITROGEN on your wedding day!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

chauncy! that was clever!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/49323 Holy crap this picture has transparencies!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could you explain?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a song called Ironic and the chemical symbols for the elements he listed spell out rain and one of the lyrics is "its rain on your wedding day'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The ironic thing about that song is that everything she says is ironic is actually not irony.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not available on mobile! *gasp*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's also ionic that both of them are Holmium Einsteinium. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh crap. Chemistry. A subject that I know nothing about. I guess the only thing to say here is "penis". Penis.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I demand a follow-up!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I believe you mean P3NIS. (phosphorus [3] Nitrogen Iodine Sulfur)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not that you care but I'm going to tell you anyway. The reason I don't know any chemistry is because I had a teacher who never taught me anything. I once went to class and fell asleep to the start of the period, and when I woke up only to find that we had taken a test. When I confronted him about it, he said "No worries Skylar, I'll handle it." He gave me a 89 on that test, and thats basically how the whole year went. In the world of teachers, he was the bum of them all. Really cool guy though. smile So yup thats my story. un

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good to know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story bro.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 100 Yeah You Ares

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

I really wanted to contribute to these chemistry jokes, but all the good jokes argon:(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is painful...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're just slow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you get when you mix sodium hydroxide and carbon sulfate? NaCHOS! kinda...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is not ionic. Chlorine is an atom or a molecule, not an ion, but sodium can refer to both. Chloride refers to the ion of chloride with charge of -1. It would be more ionic if sodium went out with chloride, especially since then there would be no confusion as to whether you would have to give extra electrons to form sodium chloride. The chloride does not bean 'chlorine-ified' sodium.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono Sodium (element) loses an electron, which is given to chlorine, forming chloride and thus a bond. It's sodium+chlorine, not sodium+chloride.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In that case, they remain atoms until marriage, when they then become ions. not during going out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is too. Sodium and chlorine lock eyes from across the dance floor. Then, because of its higher electronegativity, chlorine steals one of sodiums electrons turning itself into chloride. One thing leads to another, electronic forces to their thing, and boom, they're a couple. How ionic! (Yeah I know it doesn't work like that, chlorine's a BRINClHOF, blah blah blah. But then the joke doesn't work, and jokes are way more important then chemistry will ever be)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In that case, they remain atoms until marriage, after which they become ions. not during going out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ITS A JOKE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They can become ions whenever they damn well please!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Bismuth, Technetium, Helium, Sulfur. Germanium, Thulium, Oxygen, Neon, Yttrium.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

clever :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sense a salt theme, are we going to the beach!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So umm, poptarts don't have salt! Explain that science nerds..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They probably do, actually. http://www2.kelloggs.com/ProductDetail.aspx?id=433

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't think of any good science Plutonium-Nitrogen-Sulfer...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh, I can see this relationship dissolving. They don't really have a strong base here, and though it might be a rumour, I've heard that Chlorine would leave Sodium for Calcium if he makes a move.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD and homepaged? What is going on here?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh someone feels cool because they actually learned something in chemistry...too many jokes about chemistry on here...

by Anonymous 13 years ago