It goes by chemical formulas, Ne for neon, V for vandium, Er for erbium and so on.
NeVEr GaNNa GIVE YOU UP.
All I did was add a the YOU, lonely jew did the rest.
Not that you care but I'm going to tell you anyway. The reason I don't know any chemistry is because I had a teacher who never taught me anything. I once went to class and fell asleep to the start of the period, and when I woke up only to find that we had taken a test. When I confronted him about it, he said "No worries Skylar, I'll handle it." He gave me a 89 on that test, and thats basically how the whole year went.
In the world of teachers, he was the bum of them all. Really cool guy though. So yup thats my story.
There's a song called Ironic and the chemical symbols for the elements he listed spell out rain and one of the lyrics is "its rain on your wedding day'
I could very well be wrong, but I think it's because alkali metals like to bond mainly with halogens, while hydrogen is off filling up carbon's electron shell, but I have no idea if this is the reason hydrogen's not an alkali metal.
Hydrogen bonds with halogens as well, it just has a higher electronegativity than most alkali metals and a negative ionic form. I think it isn't typically called an alkali metal because it has very few of the properties most alkali metals have.
Eh, I can see this relationship dissolving. They don't really have a strong base here, and though it might be a rumour, I've heard that Chlorine would leave Sodium for Calcium if he makes a move.
That is not ionic. Chlorine is an atom or a molecule, not an ion, but sodium can refer to both. Chloride refers to the ion of chloride with charge of -1. It would be more ionic if sodium went out with chloride, especially since then there would be no confusion as to whether you would have to give extra electrons to form sodium chloride. The chloride does not bean 'chlorine-ified' sodium.
It is too.
Sodium and chlorine lock eyes from across the dance floor. Then, because of its higher electronegativity, chlorine steals one of sodiums electrons turning itself into chloride. One thing leads to another, electronic forces to their thing, and boom, they're a couple.
How ionic!
(Yeah I know it doesn't work like that, chlorine's a BRINClHOF, blah blah blah. But then the joke doesn't work, and jokes are way more important then chemistry will ever be)
This piece of gossip is a little salty.
Na.
I hate science! It can kiss my arsenic sulfide.
neon-vanadium-erbium
gallium-nitrogen-sodium
germanium-iodine-vanadium-europium
uranium-phosphorus
I always get germanium confused with geraniums.
and Germans.
neon-vanadium-erbium
gallium-nitrogen-sodium
germanium-iodine-vanadium-europium
*yttrium oxygen uranium
uranium-phosphorus
the first letters go nve gns give you up.
rick rolled? close enough?
It goes by chemical formulas, Ne for neon, V for vandium, Er for erbium and so on.
NeVEr GaNNa GIVE YOU UP.
All I did was add a the YOU, lonely jew did the rest.
translation please?
I would also make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
Including that one.
Hey that's mine! I spent like all of chemistry class thinking of that!
I was just about to say that! I spent a period of chemistry class making bad words out of the elements and Arsenic Sulfur was my favorite.
Somebody already said that sir.
I love science! You don't like it, SO?
Dogs can only know one element Rf..........
A post of the day with less than 30 votes on it? STOP GIVING ANTHONY BJS
At least it's not about loving someone you never met before... She had to have done waayyy more than a bj.
I HPed it. Common achievement!
It's still not on the homepage lmao.
Oh crap. Chemistry. A subject that I know nothing about. I guess the only thing to say here is "penis". Penis.
I believe you mean
P3NIS. (phosphorus [3] Nitrogen Iodine Sulfur)
Not that you care but I'm going to tell you anyway. The reason I don't know any chemistry is because I had a teacher who never taught me anything. I once went to class and fell asleep to the start of the period, and when I woke up only to find that we had taken a test. When I confronted him about it, he said "No worries Skylar, I'll handle it." He gave me a 89 on that test, and thats basically how the whole year went.
So yup thats my story.
In the world of teachers, he was the bum of them all. Really cool guy though.
Good to know.
Cool story bro.
I demand a follow-up!
It's like RADIUM, IODINE, and NITROGEN on your wedding day!
chauncy! that was clever!
http://ctrlv.in/49323
Holy crap this picture has transparencies!
Could you explain?
There's a song called Ironic and the chemical symbols for the elements he listed spell out rain and one of the lyrics is "its rain on your wedding day'
The ironic thing about that song is that everything she says is ironic is actually not irony.
Not available on mobile! gasp
I really wanted to contribute to these chemistry jokes, but all the good jokes argon:(
How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing about dead babies or sex?
This POTD is blasphemous.
How am I supposed to enjoy my day without hearing a completely unrelated comment that makes absolutely zero sense?
For a while there, all POTDs seemed to be about either abortion or sexual things.. It's completely relevant to anyone who paid attention to POTD.
How is it irrelevant?
I'm saying this POTD is blasphemous for not including abortion or sex. Which it doesn't. Unless I've missed the second joke here...
well it kind of involves sex. After all, sodium and chlorine are dating. It could always be more.
Dating =/= sex.
Yeah, I read that part, thanks. However, you have to stretch your imagination to get sex into the post; it's not immediately present.
... When you're a pervert.
I guess you haven't met the majority of amiriters.
I haven't met any of them..
I'm sad you didn't Adam savage that...
???
"there's your problem" is one of the 'famous' Adam savage quotes... Mythbusters.. He has his own line of shirts.
So that's all spelled out for you.
I love how the last few comments are all downvoted
I already said that, it was just deleted, thanks.
Alternate response:
You see me trollin you hatin...
1. Please take my joke seriously. It is a serious joke.
2. Also number one
3. ADAM Savage, mastergenius.
Oh. Well like I knew that.
What rock do you live under?
You must be really good at blow jobs if you can hold your breath long enough to live underwater..
Oh hush up.
I like how someone went through and down voted the entire conversation here.
sore subject?
This comment would be so much better if we were just talking about anal sex...
Won't Spongebob be max you're stealing his buttsecks buddy?
There's your problem.
Hey, ionic bonds ARE the transfer of "electrons."
SEXY.
Meh....
My alopecia! AAAAH!
... What were you saying?
I love when I form a bond with that special someone.
Nobody will bond with me... :'(
I bond with everyone.
Fuck you alkali metal.
Fuck you dog that practices a religion.
Isn't hydrogen usually not considered an alkali metal?
Yeah, she hooks up with carbon WAY too much.
I am not seeing the relevance of your comment to mine, besides that they both mention hydrogen.
I could very well be wrong, but I think it's because alkali metals like to bond mainly with halogens, while hydrogen is off filling up carbon's electron shell, but I have no idea if this is the reason hydrogen's not an alkali metal.
Hydrogen bonds with halogens as well, it just has a higher electronegativity than most alkali metals and a negative ionic form. I think it isn't typically called an alkali metal because it has very few of the properties most alkali metals have.
Like being a metal?
That's a big one :P
You're not the only one to do that.
That's one of the key elements of a relationship.
Eh, I can see this relationship dissolving. They don't really have a strong base here, and though it might be a rumour, I've heard that Chlorine would leave Sodium for Calcium if he makes a move.
FOR ANYONE THAT FEELS LOST WITH ALL THE NERD JOKES ON HERE.
http://ctrlv.in/49324
People who make chemistry jokes are such arsenic sulfide.
You stole this!! Somebody call the Polonium-Polonium!
as xenon TV
Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Bismuth, Technetium, Helium, Sulfur.
Germanium, Thulium, Oxygen, Neon, Yttrium.
clever :p
What do you get when you mix sodium hydroxide and carbon sulfate? NaCHOS! kinda...
Gotta love science jokes.
This is painful...
You're just slow.
I can't think of any good science Plutonium-Nitrogen-Sulfer...
POTD and homepaged? What is going on here?
I sense a salt theme, are we going to the beach!?
OH SnAP! We got a bad ass over here.
Na! I'm a bad AsS
So umm, poptarts don't have salt! Explain that science nerds..
They probably do, actually.
http://www2.kelloggs.com/ProductDetail.aspx?id=433
That was good
It's also ionic that both of them are Holmium Einsteinium. ;D
Oh someone feels cool because they actually learned something in chemistry...too many jokes about chemistry on here...
inb4 100 Yeah You Ares
That is not ionic. Chlorine is an atom or a molecule, not an ion, but sodium can refer to both. Chloride refers to the ion of chloride with charge of -1. It would be more ionic if sodium went out with chloride, especially since then there would be no confusion as to whether you would have to give extra electrons to form sodium chloride. The chloride does not bean 'chlorine-ified' sodium.
In that case, they remain atoms until marriage, when they then become ions. not during going out.
It is too.
Sodium and chlorine lock eyes from across the dance floor. Then, because of its higher electronegativity, chlorine steals one of sodiums electrons turning itself into chloride. One thing leads to another, electronic forces to their thing, and boom, they're a couple.
How ionic!
(Yeah I know it doesn't work like that, chlorine's a BRINClHOF, blah blah blah. But then the joke doesn't work, and jokes are way more important then chemistry will ever be)
In that case, they remain atoms until marriage, after which they become ions. not during going out.
They can become ions whenever they damn well please!
ITS A JOKE!
inb4 nacklefoodle with irony rant
inb4 fawwkes uses the
emoticon.
OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.
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