+284 You're careful where you dry your face on your towel when you get out of the shower so you don't dry your face with the same place that you dry your butt, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bathrobe FTW

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually dry my face first....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I try to dry my face with the part of the towel that attractive women used to dry their butts. Oftentimes, you can find me simply trying to dry their butts with my face. Seriously, though, I love a face full of ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

O.o Wow ok then.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you just showered, they should both be equally clean, so what's the problem?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I use a hand towel for my face, and just *facepalm* all over.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Uhmm... People really put this much thought into this? I just towel off my face and wrap the towel around my body. Nothing complicated.

by Anonymous 12 years ago