+454 You completely avoid making eye contact with pushy vendors at the mall. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Would you like an iPhone 4s case? It's only tripple the cost of what the phone costs, but it comes in pink, purple, and neon green!" "Uhh, no thanks, I prefer to live above the poverty line, thanks..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its like walking through Madusas chamber Eyes down, eyes down!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The floor suddenly becomes very interesting when I pass by them and I surprisingly seem to become deaf....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's the strategy... NEVER make eye contact. Works most of the time in class too when the teacher is looking for someone to call out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sometimes eye contact on purpose Is enough to scare them away

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I always see them targetting the wrong consumer. Like one time I saw this bald old man being persuaded into thinking he needed a curling iron. I don't know if he had granddaughters or something, but it was still weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago