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Also about completely and making eye contact
+96It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
Also about avoid making eye contact
+258It's hard to decide whether or not to give money to homeless people on the streets, so you avoid making eye contact, amirite?
Also about making eye contact
+405It'd be weird if making eye contact literally meant touching eyeballs. Amirite?
Also about making eye contact
+96You hate when you're making eye contact, but you poke it too hard and they run away crying, amirite?
The floor suddenly becomes very interesting when I pass by them and I surprisingly seem to become deaf....
Your parents deserve some moral credit.
my ex did that it was SOOO annoying, because then it made me seem like a bitch -_-
Its like walking through Madusas chamber
Eyes down, eyes down!
That's the strategy... NEVER make eye contact. Works most of the time in class too when the teacher is looking for someone to call out.
"Would you like an iPhone 4s case? It's only tripple the cost of what the phone costs, but it comes in pink, purple, and neon green!"
"Uhh, no thanks, I prefer to live above the poverty line, thanks..."
I always see them targetting the wrong consumer. Like one time I saw this bald old man being persuaded into thinking he needed a curling iron. I don't know if he had granddaughters or something, but it was still weird.
I sometimes eye contact on purpose
Is enough to scare them away