-74 You don't actually like turtles, you just like quoting the Zombie kid that likes turtles, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I picked up a refugee turtle on the side of the road once and took him home. He peed on my pillow. Screw turtles! the only ones i like are the awkward ones i make with my hands!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only reason I like turtles is cause they don't have noses.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The only reason I like you is cause you don't have a nose

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And I have upsexy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nonono you have updog

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I se what you're doing. *spares your mudblood life*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I'm not a mudblood! I'm a mudkip :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You just became cooler.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As did you good sir, for appreciating that comment

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're a mudblood, or are you an imposter?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why don't we just build a turtle fence and move on?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*reads own profile* Sure does look that way, but you're wrong.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've got a turtle, and I live in Michigan. I think I need to build a turtle fence.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I love turtles. Especially baby ones. Whoever said turtles are slow has never seen a baby turtle run.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

that zombie kid likes turtles because they are just zombie rocks

by Anonymous 12 years ago