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When we're looking for something lost, God and his omniscient ways are probably looking down at us, thinking, "It's right over there. Okay, walk forward a little. Rummage through a little more... NO! IT'S DOWN THERE! WHY DID YOU WALK AWAY?! Okay, let's try this again. Don't waste your time looking there! It's over there! You were so close!" amirite?

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Exactly how I feel when I watch Dora.

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Ball point pens, car keys, and missing socks.

Stepharoos avatar Stepharoo Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Stepharoo Ball point pens, car keys, and missing socks.

The missing socks are not with God. They were all accounted for in Dobby's Last Will and Testament.

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@Stepharoo Ball point pens, car keys, and missing socks.

Do we really want to know what God's doing with one sock?

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If he existed he'd be like:
"Okay you fuckwit, here it is."
objects moves without the force of gravity; it flies to the recipient
"Omg, thanks God!"

But... he doesn't.

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