When we're looking for something lost, God and his omniscient ways are probably looking down at us, thinking, "It's right over there. Okay, walk forward a little. Rummage through a little more... NO! IT'S DOWN THERE! WHY DID YOU WALK AWAY?! Okay, let's try this again...

+402 When we're looking for something lost, God and his omniscient ways are probably looking down at us, thinking, "It's right over there. Okay, walk forward a little. Rummage through a little more... NO! IT'S DOWN THERE! WHY DID YOU WALK AWAY?! Okay, let's try this again. Don't waste your time looking there! It's over there! You were so close!" amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly how I feel when I watch Dora.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If he existed he'd be like: "Okay you fuckwit, here it is." *objects moves without the force of gravity; it flies to the recipient* "Omg, thanks God!" But... he doesn't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

inb4 atheist comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago