I don't know about hand signals, but I lick my lips and raise my eyebrows.
It successfully makes their emotions go from angry to confused in .5 seconds.
I had a moment like that today. Yes, it was my fault and so I put up the obligatory hand and said "sorry, that was my mistake.' But inside I was going "fuckoff and take a chill pill I'll drive however i want to."
Yeah my math teacher told me that I wasn't participating in class so I gave her the middle finger to tell her it was my bad.. Didn't work out too well.
we should have a giant mannequin head on the top of everybody's cars, and whenever we're pissed or concerned we can change the expression of it. it's complete with a palm for slapping your forehead with too.
"And I also accidentally burned your house down, sent your mother to the hospital, had sex with your sister, and tossed your life savings in the ocean. Oh, and I dropped your lucky penny! My bad!"
That would have been really nice today. I needed to get into the left hand turn lane but was two lanes over, so I cut across pretty fast and almost hit the curb. Great fun. My mom was terrified.
Oh yeah, like I'm totally gonna turn around as far as I possibly can then make the sign language "sorry" gesture at the dude I just cut off without crashing into anything.
You have to make the letter "s" in sign language and rotate it in a few clockwise motions. If you make the motion with an open hand facing toward you, it means "please".
I don't know about hand signals, but I lick my lips and raise my eyebrows.
It successfully makes their emotions go from angry to confused in .5 seconds.
Putting your hand up can mean sorry. But it can also mean thank you. Its basically, the 'nice' gesture.
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the 13th reindeer
"My hair is so aerodynamic that the wind tries to push it up...like this!"
Future POTD.
inb4 "*futer"
HOW DID YOU KNOW.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
he's from the futer, obviously
it could be pointing!
the person who was right points at the person who was wrong, and then that person begins pointing at himself because he knows he messed up.
This made me crack up lol such a random idea.
Ball up hand into a fist, and shake menacingly at other drivers.
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DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You rotten kids!
There's a button for that.
I usually give a wave while making a face filled with shame, and if they're still pissed I'll give a peace sign
I had a moment like that today. Yes, it was my fault and so I put up the obligatory hand and said "sorry, that was my mistake.' But inside I was going "fuckoff and take a chill pill I'll drive however i want to."
I keep a poster in my car and hold it up.
http://ctrlv.in/54256
Of course, its a CAT.
You broke the inb4, you despicable turd.
Correction: Technically you inb4ed her use of the troll emoticon, specifically on that particular thread.
but it's not "about it"
http://theoatmeal.com/blog/car_needs
The middle finger
That's more like "sorry, your bad".
Wouldn't it be you're?
No. People say "my bad" not "I'm bad", so it would be "your bad" not "you are bad".
It's not saying they're bad. It's their bad, as in it's their fault.
Oh, you mean that "bad" is a noun now?
In this case, yes. Have you never heard the saying "my bad?"
No, people don't talk like that where I live.
Trolololololo?
They haven't caught on yet -.-
You are bad.
You're bad.
Same thing.
Yeah my math teacher told me that I wasn't participating in class so I gave her the middle finger to tell her it was my bad.. Didn't work out too well.
Haha that's funny, you think I'm a bad driver.
If only facepalms were more obvious.
we should have a giant mannequin head on the top of everybody's cars, and whenever we're pissed or concerned we can change the expression of it. it's complete with a palm for slapping your forehead with too.
Shameless self-promotion
http://amirite.net/685313
Not if you take the wheel for me.
"My bad" seems to be able to be used in lots of situations these days
"Oh, I killed your dog! My bad!"
"Oh, I accidentally sold your dog to a dog fighting organization! My bad!"
"And I also accidentally burned your house down, sent your mother to the hospital, had sex with your sister, and tossed your life savings in the ocean. Oh, and I dropped your lucky penny! My bad!"
Because that's just what best friends do!
NOT MY LUCKY PENNY!!!! D:
I needed that for my date tomorrow...
That would have been really nice today. I needed to get into the left hand turn lane but was two lanes over, so I cut across pretty fast and almost hit the curb. Great fun. My mom was terrified.
Everyone cares
http://amirite.net/624603
Yeah, that is definitely worded better and more colorfully.
That's hardly the same post...
yes, but its worded more colorfully like a rainbow
anons version is like he got drunk and created some sort of monochrome rainbow
Raising your hand is a good gesture
Sign language
HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU USE THAT DAMN TROLL EMOTICON?!?!?!
And inb4 you post a picture about it :3
The sign for "sorry" is made by rotating your hand over your heart in a few clockwise motions.
Oh yeah, like I'm totally gonna turn around as far as I possibly can then make the sign language "sorry" gesture at the dude I just cut off without crashing into anything.
http://ctrlv.in/54278
People like you just leave me speechless. Like what the hell?
Insane Troll Logic beats all other forms of logic.
You have to make the letter "s" in sign language and rotate it in a few clockwise motions. If you make the motion with an open hand facing toward you, it means "please".
There is, it's called the middle finger
Already exists. It's called being Asian.
the middle finger??
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Shove it up your ass.