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The no-tear shampoo doesn't work when watching Toy Story 3. amirite?

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Well it's clearly not gonna work if you don't use the conditioner as well. Honestly, doing it all wrong.

Why would you shampoo your hair while watching toy story? Unless you have a tv in your shower....

I started freaking out in the scene with the fire, because I honestly thought they were going to make all the toys burn and that's how the movie would end. I was trying not to cry, because I was watching it with my mom and older brother, but it didn't work.

WWWYKIs avatar WWWYKI Yeah You Are +16Reply
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@1693223

Well she's probably only crying because of your inefficient sushi making methods.

@Brettward95 Well she's probably only crying because of your inefficient sushi making methods.

Studies show that efficient sushi making methods are central in any relationship.

Did anybody else cry because it reminded you that the day will come when you'll never see your friends again?

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +13Reply
@StickCaveman Did anybody else cry because it reminded you that the day will come when you'll never see your friends again?

Nope. You're all alone and now you're replying to your own comment you sad, lonely, creepy fuck.

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman Yeah You Are +81Reply

it doesn't work when you wash a cat either
http://ctrlv.in/80902

Favvkess avatar Favvkes No Way +11Reply

no matter what the bottle says, that stuff still kills like no other when it gets in my eye

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@1693358

;__;
You know those things annoy me d smilie

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@1693364

Lemme guess, you also passed your license test on your first try, lost in kung-fu battles, and failed to update your software?

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@1693377

Who brought it up first and started talking about eating dogs and such?! (cry2)

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@1693207

Don't feel bad, I haven't either.

@ilikekitchens ...What..?

They're saying that no tear shampoo didn't stop you from crying while watching Toy Story 3...

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I'm sorry, I missed that. Could you tell it to me again?

Suns avatar Sun Yeah You Are 0Reply

why would i cry over some toys being given to a little girl?

Blucatts avatar Blucatt No Way -12Reply
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@1693225

again, i'm not a pussy.

Blucatts avatar Blucatt No Way -12Reply
@Blucatt again, i'm not a pussy.

Your picture/name say otherwise

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@1693220

Kind of the point. Some humor derives from expectations being subverted, and in this case one would expect the sentence "no-tear shampoo doesn't work when . . ." to end in some kind of situation in which no-tear shampoo would cause someone to cry. However, instead we hear of a circumstance in which people would cry regardless of physical pain or irritation in the eye. Thus, the joke is formed.

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@1693228

Really? I thought it was funny. How would you phrase it?

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@1693232

Even I like this joke. Stop being such a party pooper. no smilie

Nacklefoodles avatar Nacklefoodle Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Nacklefoodle Even I like this joke. Stop being such a party pooper.

Courage_Wolf up voted this as well. This guy/girl is just an anomaly.

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +13Reply
@1693232

Or maybe you're a Nacklefoodle.

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@1693232

Fair enough.

(by the way, I'm not the same anon who was talking about Nacklefoodle and courage_wolf.)

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@1693220

I suppose the same goes for prunes.lolwut smilie

OnePiecepkmns avatar OnePiecepkmn Yeah You Are +2Reply

Tear as in rip not cry; not teer

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@Favvkes http://ctrlv.in/80912

YOU'RE TOO FUCKING CUTE. goo smilie

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@1693512

now now, there's plenty of Favvkes to go around cool smilie

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