+605 Nowadays pretty much anything you can say can be twisted around to sound perverted, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I twisted your mom around last night LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anything can be twisted around indeed hello

by Anonymous 13 years ago

rule 34

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey can you hand me those balls? No I'm a girl I mean the soccer balls

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Twisted, ehhhhh? hello

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago