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Xbox Gamertags: Proof why we aren't meant to name ourselves at birth. amirite?

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"Stacey?"
"Here."
"Joe?"
"Here."
"SupaKillaManSexyPlaya91?"
"Here."

Anonymous +235Reply
@"Stacey?" "Here." "Joe?" "Here." "SupaKillaManSexyPlaya91?" "Here."

"FuckSkoolIdRatherPlayCOD?"
"He hasn't been here all year.. I think he moved."

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Anonymous -1Reply

I don't mean to start a debate or anything, but clearly, Wii is superior.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are +50Reply
@lucyjoan That second comma was unnecessary.

And why is that? Commas indicate pauses in a sentence. That's where I would pause if I was physically saying it. Thanks Grammar Nazi bye.

Dinosaurss avatar Dinosaurs Yeah You Are 0Reply

Murderacious. Yeah you'd be afraid of me if that was my real name. Motherfuckers.

AtheisticMystics avatar AtheisticMystic Yeah You Are +37Reply

Even if we knew a language when we were babies, we'd probably be something stupid like "Mommyispoopy".

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +30Reply

Mine's QU33FSTANL3Y24. People now call me queef. I guess it wasn't the best idea.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +27Reply
@Brettward95 Mine's QU33FSTANL3Y24. People now call me queef. I guess it wasn't the best idea.

I made mine "B0N3R5inDaButt."

People now make fun of my inability to spell correctly. (cry2)

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +28Reply

It's more proof why we can have several people with the same name.

@Truuninja It's more proof why we can have several people with the same name.

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE BEEN NAMED MATTHEW, NOT XxMatthew90001990823xX?????

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +57Reply

Did anyone notice an odd lack of Favvkes lately?

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +21Reply
@Brettward95 Did anyone notice an odd lack of Favvkes lately?

I did indeed. The first day actually. No cats or trolls (Favvkes trolls) on potd.
Will she be able to come back?

SkylarOctaviouss avatar SkylarOctavious Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Brettward95 Did anyone notice an odd lack of Favvkes lately?

She got banned. Finally someone listens to me.

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@1575009

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I loved favvkes. Her comments were silly/stupid sometimes, but she was funny. :(

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +13Reply
@Shun Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

I'm still here, a ghost reading over the potd comments for a laugh. But I left amirite because all the hate comments were starting to hurt, among other things.

Anonymous +4Reply
@I'm still here, a ghost reading over the potd comments for a laugh. But I left amirite because all the hate...

if this is really favvkes

Fuck them bitches. Haters gonna hate, amirite? http://ctrlv.in/50829

I'm gonna miss your crazy cats and troll faces. :(

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +9Reply
@For those of you who want to know more about why I...

I'm gonna miss you. (cry2) Your comment always made me laugh and your posts were great! You were a great member of the amirite community!

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +2Reply
@For those of you who want to know more about why I...

dear ashley,
I never knew you personally exactly. We had disagreed a few times in comments but i have always been very fond of you. If anything, you were a legendary poster on this site. You were famous. Everyone knew who you were. The best people in this world have friends, acquaintances, and enemies. You had those three things. The fact that you would delete your account over some stupid harassing over the internet honestly disappoints me. You were one of the few people on this site that I looked up to; i saw all the shit you took everyday and I thought it was great that you put up with all of it. Seeing as it really affected you I do feel that the community of Amirite has become a collection of self-righteous people who thrive on making others feel bad in order to get loves. Honestly, people will say anything to get loves on this site. Ashley I ask you once, please come back. If you come back, it'll show them that no matter what they do it won't affect you.
With adoration,
Jade

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are +1Reply
@For those of you who want to know more about why I...

This POTD is starting to prove how we all don't have lives.

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@1575708

That's why I said "we" meaning I in fact do not have a life and as well as others.

Anonymous 0Reply
@For those of you who want to know more about why I...

We really, really, really will miss you... :/ I guess asking 'please don't go' won't really do anything at this point, huh? But...I understand if this is something you had to do. You were one of my favorite users, though, your comments always made me smile. Goodbye.

Treeleafs avatar Treeleaf Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Treeleaf We really, really, really will miss you... :/ I guess asking 'please don't go' won't really do anything at this...

awwww you guys are making we want to come back. I didn't realize people actually liked me. Gah. What should I doooooo

Anonymous 0Reply
@awwww you guys are making we want to come back. I didn't realize people actually liked me. Gah. What should I doooooo

You should come back but perhaps lay back on the cats pics and the trolling. That got annoying which is why others were against you. Quit posting on POTD all the time especially if they involve pics, "for good measures", or troll smilie. Too much is a lot to take in.

Anonymous 0Reply
@awwww you guys are making we want to come back. I didn't realize people actually liked me. Gah. What should I doooooo

You should come back, but maybe limit your amirite time so you aren't on for so long everyday. And a bit less troll smilie and lolcats, but there must be some for you to be the true favvkes. Haha.

Oh, and I totally understand your want for being really funny and stuff on amirite. I was like that too. Just know that there's plenty if amiriters who think you're a great user. Say what you wanna say, just don't over-do it. :D

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are 0Reply
@awwww you guys are making we want to come back. I didn't realize people actually liked me. Gah. What should I doooooo

I used to look for and stalk your comments all the time wary smilie I just think that some people on here try too hard to be clever at the expense of other people, and that's why people were so harsh...

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Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Brettward95 Why?

Hmm....It couldn't possibly have had anything to do with everybody voting her down and telling her to fuck off, could it?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +9Reply

Same thing goes for your first email

saratabas avatar sarataba Yeah You Are +18Reply

Actually, if we named ourselves at birth, our names would be "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,". troll smilie

Anonymous +18Reply

"ididurmom12455333, you have a detention!"

midnightcookiess avatar midnightcookies Yeah You Are +16Reply

Stormageddon, dark lord of all!

This is a good post of the day.

@BobWilson This is a good post of the day.

Pfft Bob Wilson. That's so plain...

Anonymous +12Reply

I have a PS3 because it comes with motherfucking blu-ray.

@Brettward95 Inb4: Fanboy war.

no war needed. you can see people's pores on blu-ray! PORES!

@Deadpool no war needed. you can see people's pores on blu-ray! PORES!

It's just a prevention measure. And I've seen a blu-ray. It isn't that great.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are -1Reply

I've come across a terrible one that had a combination of the following:
White
Boiii
Swaggerrr
69

I would leave him to die with the zombies in COD every time. Screw working together with someone whose gamertag sounds like a prepubescent boy's ideal username.

Nonchalant_Ninas avatar Nonchalant_Nina Yeah You Are +8Reply

Mine's SuperAwesomeSexyAmazingHotGuyZombieKillerPlayerBoy69696969... but people call me John.

Anonymous +8Reply

Cowboybuttcrack23

Operator_Xs avatar Operator_X Yeah You Are +7Reply

Year 2052

You: Back in the day kids, we could name ourselves whatever we want…
Grandkid: Cool story DeathKiller12321!!!!

My gamertag is the same as my username here. I'm lazy.

2 POTD in a row. You my friend are one lucky duck

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@1549636

I see you didn't use that for your user name here.

Anonymous -13Reply

Not really. I would use my first name if I could but it's taken.

Wow, two in a row?!

@TinyNinja Wow, two in a row?!

Didn't Action_Man also get two very close to eachother?

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Brettward95 Didn't Action_Man also get two very close to eachother?

But it wasn't in a row. CBbasketball is the shit.

Anonymous +3Reply
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@1574957

You bastard.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are -2Reply
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@1574962

I am indeed.
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Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Well I guess mine is part of my name too.
KirbyDoll

The doll part was added to try to make my gender a little more obvious so I don't have to hear "ARE YOU A LITTLE BOY? DROP YOUR BALLS LITTLE BOY" but not too obvious like "IamAGirlLAWL343" cause those girls are attention seeking whores.

Oh but I still hear "KIRBYDOLL MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW"

Shoot, I'd be proud to be called Dylanator007!

BigTRexs avatar BigTRex Yeah You Are +2Reply
@BigTRex Shoot, I'd be proud to be called Dylanator007!

I'm guessing your name is John then, right?

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +32Reply
@God_the_Almighty I'm guessing your name is John then, right?

Nope. Use context clues dumbass. It's obviously Jerry.

@amiritesucksnow Nope. Use context clues dumbass. It's obviously Jerry.

I'd go with James Bond...you know, hence, the double-o-seven!

Mine used to be Bigbootybitch before I sold my Xbox

I kid, I kid. But seriously, how awesome would that be?? 0-o

Sexys avatar Sexy Yeah You Are +2Reply

My name is gunslinger(enter random fit of numbers here)
Which is funny, because I suck ass at COD and Battlefield..

@Your_Moms_Boyfriend My name is gunslinger(enter random fit of numbers here) Which is funny, because I suck ass at COD and Battlefield..

I told my mom about how much you suck at COD, and she said it's over. So come over here and get your shit.

@amiritesucksnow I told my mom about how much you suck at COD, and she said it's over. So come over here and get your shit.

Tell him I want all my satin panties back too.
...wait, but not the ones he tried on
Thank you son. You're such a good boy. Yes you are *smooches&belly rubs

Anonymous -9Reply

Mine is just my nickname with some numbers, but I've come across some really bizarre ones.

Shuns avatar Shun Yeah You Are +1Reply

This is coming from a guy named CBbasketball...how about amirite usernames?

@CBbasketball Interesting idea "BananaTontaBajista".

that actually was my spanish name :P its supposed to mean silly banana bassplayer, but google translate says bajista means bear

mines is actually my name so im good lol

well...mine is free2nite....I think it's pretty good laddies ;).....because you know I'm free so I'm playing xbox.

Id be down to name my kid FlotatiousTurd

FlotatiousTurds avatar FlotatiousTurd Yeah You Are +1Reply
Anonymous -1Reply

Apotheosis804 is a badass I heard

Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Jonesy Apotheosis804 is a badass I heard

Darthjader2496 is a fuckin' beast

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Jonesys avatar Jonesy Yeah You Are 0Reply

Add my Gamertag, Lickmyclit2xz

Two POTDs in a row, congrats man.

I thought my Gamertag was a good one until I found out what it's definition is.

Bananas11s avatar Bananas11 Yeah You Are 0Reply

Wait...2 in a row???

adizzleshaws avatar adizzleshaw Yeah You Are 0Reply

haha dude you were like " ive been homepaged so many times, i havent gotten a post of the day yet" you've been homepaged 2 times now!

@Ethan haha dude you were like " ive been homepaged so many times, i havent gotten a post of the day yet" you've been...

Haha ya it is pretty special man. I appreciate it.

It is very special and humbling to just get one and I have been honored with two. The POTD is a pretty special thing to achieve and I have been getting a lot of love these past two days. Thanks for the support man x)

CBbasketballs avatar CBbasketball Yeah You Are 0Reply
@CBbasketball Haha ya it is pretty special man. I appreciate it. It is very special and humbling to just get one and I have...

any day. after i told you i never get homepaged, i got homepaged 2 times...what a coincidence.

honestly, i agree with you but most of the normal names are taken i mean i was genuinely impressed that people thought of xXSlayerKidXx and stuff like that before Senor Fajita (which is mine)

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@1574919

Stop, stop, stop, stop. Fanboy (girl) wars are annoying.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +10Reply
@Montana so is spelling lyk3 dis, QU33FSTANL3Y24.

The original one was taken. Now stop trolling and trying to start a fanboy war. I use correct grammar and spelling for the most part.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 Yeah You Are +7Reply
@1574919

He didn't use PS3 as an example, because Xbox names are more ridiculous. Also, Bill Gates probably rapes puppies...just throwing that out there.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +5Reply

Mines SloppingWetAss haha

None necause I'm not on XBOX Live.

eldoritos avatar eldorito Yeah You Are -4Reply

My Gamertag is "TheCoward[s]WayOut" But don't add me, I'm about to sell my xbox

Pedo_Cats avatar Pedo_Cat Yeah You Are -10Reply
@Brambleclaw8 ...because you're going to by a PS3, yes?

nope, because I'm in my junior year of high school so it's officially time to get my shit together. and also cause i need money for a car.

Pedo_Cats avatar Pedo_Cat Yeah You Are +50Reply

XxLegit_Sc0p3Zx420 is the best.

XxXDragonSl4yerXxX. Lol. What? Go die, kid.

@Astronaut_Will XxXDragonSl4yerXxX. Lol. What? Go die, kid.

Go die? Kid? I think you have been playing Xbox a little bit too much lately and need to go get a life, son.

Anonymous +61Reply
@Go die? Kid? I think you have been playing Xbox a little bit too much lately and need to go get a life, son.

It's always fun when people jump to conclusions. I haven't played in almost a year. Also, M Swagman...you're not as hard as you think you are....son.

hey everyone! add me Tenacious07

Anonymous -25Reply
@hey everyone! add me Tenacious07

Add me too! My name is NoBodyIsGonnaAddYouSoStfu493

Clementiness avatar Clementines Yeah You Are +49Reply
@Clementines Add me too! My name is NoBodyIsGonnaAddYouSoStfu493

hmm smilie I can't seem to find you. Can you check to see if you made a typo?

God_the_Almightys avatar God_the_Almighty Yeah You Are +33Reply
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