Xbox Gamertags: Proof why we aren't meant to name ourselves at birth. amirite?

XxXDragonSl4yerXxX. Lol. What? Go die, kid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go die? Kid? I think you have been playing Xbox a little bit too much lately and need to go get a life, son.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's always fun when people jump to conclusions. I haven't played in almost a year. Also, M Swagman...you're not as hard as you think you are....son.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are you so defensive over this post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They're both trolls. Just let them be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

holy shit... 2 trolls are feeding each other!! This means they will never die! troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah M Swagman, you definitely don't have as hard of an erection as you think you have... son.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IMPOSTER!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can we not have a POTD without an annoying anon fail thread?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, cuz then where's the sex appeal?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You think I'm annoying :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My Gamertag is "TheCoward[s]WayOut" But don't add me, I'm about to sell my xbox

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...because you're going to by a PS3, yes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nope, because I'm in my junior year of high school so it's officially time to get my shit together. and also cause i need money for a car.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And there you go, reminding us that there is a life outside of the technological world. Douche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG I LOVE THIS POST

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:O don't sell it! add me let's play :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's more proof why we can have several people with the same name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE BEEN NAMED MATTHEW, NOT XxMatthew90001990823xX?????

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't mean to start a debate or anything, but clearly, Wii is superior.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That second comma was unnecessary.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And why is that? Commas indicate pauses in a sentence. That's where I would pause if I was physically saying it. Thanks Grammar Nazi bye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Stacey?" "Here." "Joe?" "Here." "SupaKillaManSexyPlaya91?" "Here."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"FuckSkoolIdRatherPlayCOD?" "He hasn't been here all year.. I think he moved."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Murderacious. Yeah you'd be afraid of me if that was my real name. Motherfuckers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think commando_kitten is the most haunting name here...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My name is gunslinger(enter random fit of numbers here) Which is funny, because I suck ass at COD and Battlefield..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I told my mom about how much you suck at COD, and she said it's over. So come over here and get your shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tell him I want all my satin panties back too. ...wait, but not the ones he tried on Thank you son. You're such a good boy. Yes you are *smooches&belly rubs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:'( Fuck that bitch anyways, Now I can get some fucking practice in on that game :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hey everyone! add me Tenacious07

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Add me too! My name is NoBodyIsGonnaAddYouSoStfu493

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't seem to find you. Can you check to see if you made a typo?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

XxLegit_Sc0p3Zx420 is the best.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not really. I would use my first name if I could but it's taken.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shoot, I'd be proud to be called Dylanator007!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing your name is John then, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope. Use context clues dumbass. It's obviously Jerry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd go with James Bond...you know, hence, the double-o-seven!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My gamertag is the same as my username here. I'm lazy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's QU33FSTANL3Y24. People now call me queef. I guess it wasn't the best idea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I made mine "B0N3R5inDaButt." People now make fun of my inability to spell correctly. (cry2)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't have added the numbers, but the original was taken. How in the hell was that taken?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"ididurmom12455333, you have a detention!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Whatever Ms_ChoksOnDik!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"More like Ms_MakesMeSick!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a good post of the day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pfft Bob Wilson. That's so plain...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stormageddon, dark lord of all!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cowboybuttcrack23

by Anonymous 13 years ago

O_o Lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brokeback Warfare?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine is just my nickname with some numbers, but I've come across some really bizarre ones.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I came across someone named Menstrual Snot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU FOUND ME???? goo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a PS3 because it comes with motherfucking blu-ray.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Inb4: Fanboy war.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no war needed. you can see people's pores on blu-ray! PORES!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's just a prevention measure. And I've seen a blu-ray. It isn't that great.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Year 2052 You: Back in the day kids, we could name ourselves whatever we want… Grandkid: Cool story DeathKiller12321!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine used to be Bigbootybitch before I sold my Xbox I kid, I kid. But seriously, how awesome would that be?? 0-o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRXdTsMbqC8

by Anonymous 13 years ago

None necause I'm not on XBOX Live.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, two in a row?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't Action_Man also get two very close to eachother?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it wasn't in a row. CBbasketball is the shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same thing goes for your first email

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apotheosis804 is a badass I heard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darthjader2496 is a fuckin' beast

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOT AS MUCH AS APOTHEOSIS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

definitely better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SHES A NOOB

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yerr a noooob

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im antia noob

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did anyone notice an odd lack of Favvkes lately?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She got banned. Finally someone listens to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? Why?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did indeed. The first day actually. No cats or trolls (Favvkes trolls) on potd. Will she be able to come back?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even if we knew a language when we were babies, we'd probably be something stupid like "Mommyispoopy".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

2 POTD in a row. You my friend are one lucky duck

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've come across a terrible one that had a combination of the following: White Boiii Swaggerrr 69 I would leave him to die with the zombies in COD every time. Screw working together with someone whose gamertag sounds like a prepubescent boy's ideal username.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is coming from a guy named CBbasketball...how about amirite usernames?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Interesting idea "BananaTontaBajista".

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that actually was my spanish name :P its supposed to mean silly banana bassplayer, but google translate says bajista means bear

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, if we named ourselves at birth, our names would be "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,". troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Add my Gamertag, Lickmyclit2xz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mines SloppingWetAss haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine's SuperAwesomeSexyAmazingHotGuyZombieKillerPlayerBoy69696969... but people call me John.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two POTDs in a row, congrats man.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought my Gamertag was a good one until I found out what it's definition is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait...2 in a row???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mines is actually my name so im good lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well I guess mine is part of my name too. KirbyDoll The doll part was added to try to make my gender a little more obvious so I don't have to hear "ARE YOU A LITTLE BOY? DROP YOUR BALLS LITTLE BOY" but not too obvious like "IamAGirlLAWL343" cause those girls are attention seeking whores. Oh but I still hear "KIRBYDOLL MAKE ME A SANDWICH NOW"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well...mine is free2nite....I think it's pretty good laddies ;).....because you know I'm free so I'm playing xbox.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Id be down to name my kid FlotatiousTurd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or SPANKxMACHINE, or SUCKxITxG00D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha dude you were like " ive been homepaged so many times, i havent gotten a post of the day yet" you've been homepaged 2 times now!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha ya it is pretty special man. I appreciate it. It is very special and humbling to just get one and I have been honored with two. The POTD is a pretty special thing to achieve and I have been getting a lot of love these past two days. Thanks for the support man x)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

any day. after i told you i never get homepaged, i got homepaged 2 times...what a coincidence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

honestly, i agree with you but most of the normal names are taken i mean i was genuinely impressed that people thought of xXSlayerKidXx and stuff like that before Senor Fajita (which is mine)

by Anonymous 12 years ago